Silly Canadians

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  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    We have Smarties so you can all suck it!

    We have Smarties. Different from what you crazy Icebacks call Smarties. We call those M&M's. Kind of like what y'all call bacon, we call ham. Crazy Canuckleheads. :tongue:
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    Then there's the pencil crayons.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    lol i'm american, and i hate americans...

    I'm British, we hate you too :smile:










    Disclaimer - it's a joke
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Plus, we can have moose enemas anytime we want.
    Wait, I think Im mixing up my threads.
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    Canadians are the shiznit
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lol i'm american, and i hate americans...

    I'm British, we hate you too :smile:










    Disclaimer - it's a joke

    I'll get back to picking on the Canucks in a second, but...

    I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, and have been around the world a couple of times. Out of all the places I've been, Scotland was one of my favorites because of how great the Scots treated us (and the Aussies). Anyway, we were in a pub in Holy Loch one night, and I asked one of the old timers (who had been buying us drinks) why the Scots liked us so much when it seemed like the rest of the world hated us. His response was priceless, "You Yanks, you're alright. Anyone who kicks the crap out of the British twice, is aces in my book."

    Now, back to the Canada bashing....
  • MandiK3
    MandiK3 Posts: 218 Member
    For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.
  • leska1216
    leska1216 Posts: 260
    Canada is #1...in being north of America.

    Not to split hairs, but Canada is also east of America and south of America.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.

    WOAH WOAH WOAH!! GET OUT OF CANADA...PLEASE!!

    Maple Syrup is CERTAINLY NOT gross, it is delicious. One of my favourite dinners is pan fried salmon in maple syrup.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.

    Take that first part back or we will deploy our army. Yes, all three of them.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    lol i'm american, and i hate americans...












    Disclaimer - it's a joke

    I'll get back to picking on the Canucks in a second, but...

    I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, and have been around the world a couple of times. Out of all the places I've been, Scotland was one of my favorites because of how great the Scots treated us (and the Aussies). Anyway, we were in a pub in Holy Loch one night, and I asked one of the old timers (who had been buying us drinks) why the Scots liked us so much when it seemed like the rest of the world hated us. His response was priceless, "You Yanks, you're alright. Anyone who kicks the crap out of the British twice, is aces in my book."

    Now, back to the Canada bashing....

    Edit - not worth the strike :smile:
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    Bite me!!
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    “Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it’s like you want us to make fun of you; and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don’t.”

    What is it *kitten* day already??
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    Then there's the pencil crayons.

    Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    Then there's the pencil crayons.

    Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?

    In the states they are called "colored pencils"
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    Then there's the pencil crayons.

    Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?

    In the states they are called "colored pencils"

    Huh. I never thought about it before.

    Well that's just kooky.

    Kooky Americans.
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    What's the difference? It's the same ****.
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    Then there's the pencil crayons.

    Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?

    In the states they are called "colored pencils"
    Hehe, my ex-husband is Canadian and when he dropped that Canadianism on me, I thought it was hilarious. Pencils and crayons are each very distinct things, to my mind. He claimed that he felt the term 'colored pencils' was vaguely racist, lol. :)
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    I think Tyler is just looking to stir up some **** and seeing who he can pit against each other. Grow up Ty!!
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    Then there's the pencil crayons.

    Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?

    In the states they are called "colored pencils"
    Hehe, my ex-husband is Canadian and when he dropped that Canadianism on me, I thought it was hilarious. Pencils and crayons are each very distinct things, to my mind. He claimed that he felt the term 'colored pencils' was vaguely racist, lol. :)

    I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!! Lol
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    No Canada thread is complete without curling . . .

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    I keep waiting for discussion on back bacon and toques.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Born and raised Canadian over here!! Proud to say yes :laugh: we are silly :blushing:

    from A to zed
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    lol i'm american, and i hate americans...

    I'm British, we hate you too :smile:










    Disclaimer - it's a joke

    I'll get back to picking on the Canucks in a second, but...

    I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, and have been around the world a couple of times. Out of all the places I've been, Scotland was one of my favorites because of how great the Scots treated us (and the Aussies). Anyway, we were in a pub in Holy Loch one night, and I asked one of the old timers (who had been buying us drinks) why the Scots liked us so much when it seemed like the rest of the world hated us. His response was priceless, "You Yanks, you're alright. Anyone who kicks the crap out of the British twice, is aces in my book."

    Now, back to the Canada bashing....

    Ahh! I miss my Dunoon pub crawling nights. Especially in the summer when you closed the pubs and the sun was still in the sky.
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    I hate people.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Canadians.jpg
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    hhaha - my man is Canadian. And yes he is a very silly. Not to mention that he seems to be immune to the cold. You could save a fortune on your heating bills just by lying next to him when you're cold.
  • MandiK3
    MandiK3 Posts: 218 Member
    For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.

    Take that first part back or we will deploy our army. Yes, all three of them.

    Notice how now denies the women comment? But I stick to my guns... it's gross.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Anyone who comes up with touque for hat is fine in my book. Thanks, neighbor.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I think Tyler is just looking to stir up some **** and seeing who he can pit against each other. Grow up Ty!!

    No.
    I think you're the only one who actually took me serious.

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