If I were a chocolate bunny

hph442
hph442 Posts: 319 Member
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How would you eat me?
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  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    I would put you in the freezer Then grate you over ice cream lol ..not the answer you were looking for?
  • sundaywishes
    sundaywishes Posts: 246 Member
    I always start with nibbling on the ears :love:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    How would you eat me?

    over several days, frozen and broken into pieces.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    SABOTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • davidpearly
    davidpearly Posts: 177 Member
    very carefully
  • sundaywishes
    sundaywishes Posts: 246 Member
    How would you eat me?

    over several days, frozen and broken into pieces.

    WIN.


    Wait, you're already a winner. Damn it. Should have seen that coming...
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

    Thanks babycakes
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Mix you with some corn syrup and have a fondue with fruit n__n
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    I would put you in the freezer Then grate you over ice cream lol ..not the answer you were looking for?

    haha...i hope she likes it rough! lmao
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    I'd tell myself that I was going to enjoy you over a few days, and break you into pieces.

    Then I would start shoving them all into my mouth in one sitting.
  • Beastx10
    Beastx10 Posts: 97
    I would cut your head off and eat that first.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    How would you eat me?

    over several days, frozen and broken into pieces.

    WIN.


    Wait, you're already a winner. Damn it. Should have seen that coming...

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  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    Chocolate should be enjoyed slowly. I'd use my tongue, and gently let the warm goodness fill my mouth with flavour.... You have to take your time, and make it last, until you just can't take it anymore, and then devour the rest.

    Then I'd smoke a cigarette.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    always eat the ears first.
  • AckieJ
    AckieJ Posts: 199 Member
    Chocolate should be enjoyed slowly. I'd use my tongue, and gently let the warm goodness fill my mouth with flavour.... You have to take your time, and make it last, until you just can't take it anymore, and then devour the rest.

    Then I'd smoke a cigarette.

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Tail first
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I'd shove you down my throat whole .
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
    I'd break you into pieces and share you with my sons and husband!
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    I thought the point of this site was to not want chocolate? I'm not into chicks, but suddenly I want a flibbin' Easter Bunny!
  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
    I wouldn't eat you, I'm not into chocolate. :tongue: :laugh:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I'd melt you, slowly, wtih indirect heat, until you you were a just a luscious puddle. Then I'd slowly drip cream on you and gently whip you into a mouth watering ganache. Finally I'd pour you all over a bowl of juicy ripe strawberries and eat you till your knees wobble and the neighbours knew my name.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I'd melt you, slowly, wtih indirect heat, until you you were a just a luscious puddle. Then I'd slowly drip cream on you and gently whip you into a mouth watering ganache. Finally I'd pour you all over a bowl of juicy ripe strawberries and eat you till your knees wobble and the neighbours knew my name.

    Oh my...
    my...
    m...

    I wish I was a chocolate bunny...
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Me answering this here would give me a strike.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Everytime i get one of those pretty things it is MONUMENTALLY important to me to know whether it's solid chocolate or just a chocolate shell with nothing but air inside.

    I guess I feel the same way about people.

    So sorry to say but the first thing I'd do is put you on the counter and crush you to see if you caved. If you did I'd probably throw you in the trash assuming you were made up somewhat of wax and too many other non chocolate ingredients. If you didn't I would smile with glee and start eating you from top to bottom taking two bites at a time then meticulously wrapping you back up in the pretty foil until at some point you no longer resembled a bunny but just a melty gooey mess which I'd lick off the wrapper and my fingers.
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    Oddly enough, this is somewhat off topic, but am I the only one that hates chocolate bunnies? I find them to be very low quality chocolate, generally speaking. I never buy them but if someone happens to give me one, it sits in the cupboard until it inevitably goes stale and is given an unceremonious burial via Hefty bag.

    So I guess my answer is, if you were actually a chocolate bunny and had the misfortune of ending up in my house, I wouldn't eat you at all.
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    i would probably melt you into hot milk lol and make hot chocolate... or.. not eat u at all.... UNLESS you had white marshmellow in the middle lol.. yummy.....
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Chocolate should be enjoyed slowly. I'd use my tongue, and gently let the warm goodness fill my mouth with flavour.... You have to take your time, and make it last, until you just can't take it anymore, and then devour the rest.

    Then I'd smoke a cigarette.

    ^^ Says the man with a plan.
  • laura0389
    laura0389 Posts: 123
    Probably start with the head enjoy it n wrap the rest for later.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Slowly

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