Human flight
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Just break up.
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Have you tried calculating your TDEE? Maybe your calories are too low and your body is not getting enough "fuel" to fly??.....0
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never let anyone tell you, you can't do something.
if you think hard enough and wish like the peter pan lost boys
and don't eat those water retaining carbs
and make squats with your arms for strength
and go in the pool for practice
and flap your arms faster than a hummingbird partying by smoking crack :smokin: with shots of 5 hour energy :drinker: and a go go juice chaser you can do it!
hey by the way....maybe these will help
just sayin' human flight...one thing to try for the bucket list one last time before goin' under the knife.0 -
But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?
Try to get an aisle seat and wait until after the safety briefing.
Expect some "haters" to hate...0 -
Look, I know it is no physically possible for humans to fly without assistance
But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?
If your body is too heavy to fly even after all that curling, try the 3-Day Military Diet. Everyone in the Air Force does this during basic training!0 -
The trick is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Beat me to it. The trick is to be distracted just before hitting the ground.
For just $75 per hour, plus expenses, I would be willing to jump out from behind a bush wearing a variety of scary masks to distract you at the critical moment.0 -
Sign this piece of paper and I'll give you wings.0
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Wonder Twin Powers Activate!!0
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You must eat your more than your weight in negative calories. Then you'll float like a hot air balloon.0
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Fairy dust is for wimps. It's pixie dust you need!0
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All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.0
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Look, I know it is "NOT" physically possible for humans to fly without assistance
But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?
There... fixed that for you. Now, on to address what everyone else is missing...
He's asking for instructions on how to flap arms and fly. Simple... Stretch out arms as cmcollins001 has been kind enough to demonstrate, then move them quickly up and down and JUMP!!
Rather you will actually fly or not will depend on what you have consumed.
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something about calories, something about squats, something about stuff to do with things that you don't really understand because you don't have a medical degree and something about dust, which you can eat because its negative calories and something else about waving something about....that about covers it
good luck, I did it, so can you0 -
All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.
I KNEW it!!0 -
A pound of air weighs as much as a pound of fat. Get fat and you'll be full of air.0
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All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.
Making me laugh whilst drinking water is in very poor taste, sir!
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All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.
You are in soooo much trouble at the next meeting.0 -
You appear to have a lot of muscle, and we all know that weighs like 10x more than fat, so you probably won't be able to lift off and fly....just sayin'
Good luck though (and don't forget to track those calories burned while flapping your arms!):drinker:
But, but, but, more muscle means faster *kitten*....errr.....flapping.0 -
Look, I know it is no physically possible for humans to fly without assistance
But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?
Red Bull. The answer is Red Bull.0 -
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The helicopter gunship!! Awesome!!! I got off the ground for 20 mins one time with this move!!0 -
All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.
You are in soooo much trouble at the next meeting.
The world had to know sooner or later. On the plus side, membership applications will go through the roof!0 -
Actually, you can already fly! Just get way high up and jump. You will find that you are flying. Straight down for a very short time.
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Are you flapping with one hand like most men or both hands like they do in some special films ???0
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