Human flight

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Just break up.

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  • Jubee31
    Jubee31 Posts: 93 Member
    Have you tried calculating your TDEE? Maybe your calories are too low and your body is not getting enough "fuel" to fly??.....
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    never let anyone tell you, you can't do something.

    if you think hard enough and wish like the peter pan lost boys
    and don't eat those water retaining carbs
    and make squats with your arms for strength
    and go in the pool for practice
    and flap your arms faster than a hummingbird partying by smoking crack :smokin: with shots of 5 hour energy :drinker: and a go go juice chaser you can do it!

    hey by the way....maybe these will help

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    just sayin' human flight...one thing to try for the bucket list one last time before goin' under the knife.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?

    Try to get an aisle seat and wait until after the safety briefing.

    Expect some "haters" to hate...
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
    Look, I know it is no physically possible for humans to fly without assistance

    But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?

    If your body is too heavy to fly even after all that curling, try the 3-Day Military Diet. Everyone in the Air Force does this during basic training!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    The trick is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.

    Beat me to it. The trick is to be distracted just before hitting the ground.

    For just $75 per hour, plus expenses, I would be willing to jump out from behind a bush wearing a variety of scary masks to distract you at the critical moment.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Sign this piece of paper and I'll give you wings.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    Wonder Twin Powers Activate!!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    You must eat your more than your weight in negative calories. Then you'll float like a hot air balloon.
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    Fairy dust is for wimps. It's pixie dust you need!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    Look, I know it is "NOT" physically possible for humans to fly without assistance

    But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?

    There... fixed that for you. Now, on to address what everyone else is missing...

    He's asking for instructions on how to flap arms and fly. Simple... Stretch out arms as cmcollins001 has been kind enough to demonstrate, then move them quickly up and down and JUMP!!

    Rather you will actually fly or not will depend on what you have consumed.

    Very wise women!!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    something about calories, something about squats, something about stuff to do with things that you don't really understand because you don't have a medical degree and something about dust, which you can eat because its negative calories and something else about waving something about....that about covers it

    good luck, I did it, so can you
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.

    I KNEW it!!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    A pound of air weighs as much as a pound of fat. Get fat and you'll be full of air.
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.


    Making me laugh whilst drinking water is in very poor taste, sir!


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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.

    You are in soooo much trouble at the next meeting.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    You appear to have a lot of muscle, and we all know that weighs like 10x more than fat, so you probably won't be able to lift off and fly....just sayin'

    Good luck though (and don't forget to track those calories burned while flapping your arms!):drinker:

    But, but, but, more muscle means faster *kitten*....errr.....flapping.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Look, I know it is no physically possible for humans to fly without assistance

    But I was wonder if anyone could tell me how to flap my arms and fly?

    Red Bull. The answer is Red Bull.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    The helicopter gunship!! Awesome!!! I got off the ground for 20 mins one time with this move!!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    All gay men can fly. The whole camp thing is just a cover so we can practice flapping our hands with limp wrists.

    You are in soooo much trouble at the next meeting.

    The world had to know sooner or later. On the plus side, membership applications will go through the roof!
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Actually, you can already fly! Just get way high up and jump. You will find that you are flying. Straight down for a very short time.

    ::Neil Patrick Harris swoon::
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
    Are you flapping with one hand like most men or both hands like they do in some special films ???