Dirty Little Secret

fara180
fara180 Posts: 1,260 Member
we all have them, hide them, deny them. it's time to come clean- what is YOUR dirty little secret?

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I found a pretzel M&M on the console of my truck this morning that was there for a month and a half.


    I ate it.
  • jzammetti
    jzammetti Posts: 1,956 Member
    I found a pretzel M&M on the console of my truck this morning that was there for a month and a half.


    I ate it.

    LOL!!!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    I found a pretzel M&M on the console of my truck this morning that was there for a month and a half.


    I ate it.

    don't forget to log it!
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    I may or may not have tried to apply make up more efficiently after a few drinks the other night and reading some tips on here after my post on me as a woman.....
  • packratpatty
    packratpatty Posts: 46 Member
    My dirty little secrets are all so awful I would never even be able to repeat them...even to strangers like you guys. I would be fired from my job if they ever came out. I would probably get divorced over them. My siblings would certainly disown me. I'd be kicked out of the church.
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Tease!
  • packratpatty
    packratpatty Posts: 46 Member
    Tease!

    Me? No I'm not teasing, I'm serious. Back in my wilder days, I was just that. Now, I'm a straight laced 50 year old woman working for a very conservative corporation in the legal department. I would never ever come clean, and I sometimes lose sleep over worrying if anybody every found out or connected the dots of my "old life". Thankfully people at work have never really researched my past, OMG...if they only knew.
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    I may or may not have tried to apply make up more efficiently after a few drinks the other night and reading some tips on here after my post on me as a woman.....

    Meh.

    Unless you went out afterwards..... :)
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Unfortunately, I would love to share, but I would get a strike from the mods. Ask the people who I pm'ed them to.
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Oh god I've just thought of some things from my old days working on a holiday park.

    I once tried to take a wizz in an ATM, and woke up in someone's pond one time...
  • Tease!

    Me? No I'm not teasing, I'm serious. Back in my wilder days, I was just that. Now, I'm a straight laced 50 year old woman working for a very conservative corporation in the legal department. I would never ever come clean, and I sometimes lose sleep over worrying if anybody every found out or connected the dots of my "old life". Thankfully people at work have never really researched my past, OMG...if they only knew.


    hmm, did you stab a hobo?
  • jackaroo21
    jackaroo21 Posts: 127 Member
    Got to bump this for later