Beat a dead horse thread.

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  • MzCongeniality70
    MzCongeniality70 Posts: 352 Member
    If I lift heavy, will I bulk up?? I don't wanna be bulky like a dude!
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    1200 calories isnt enough youll go in starvation mode
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    That skinny witch called me FAT!
  • rolandvarriale
    rolandvarriale Posts: 12
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  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    Mayo is better than Miracle Whip.

    Enough with this nonsense! I'm about [ ] this close to never coming over to drink all of your beer ever again!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    OMG...i have this one guy that I really really like but I have this other guy that I really really really like and they are both awesome and they both wanna date me but I can't pick!!!

    so I need internet strangers to help me because flipping a coin is so risque....

    oh and guy one is my restraining ordered stalker and guy two is my ex husband...

    which should I CHOOSE!!!!

    Halp!!!!!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I have a wedding in 10 days and I need to lose 20 pounds

    simple. cut off your arm.
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    I want friends, but no men, women, boys or girls. NON-HUMAN only! Robots and Zombiezzzz! :laugh: oh and Animalzzzz!
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    Hi, I'm Amber!

    Hahahahahahahahaha I think this is the best answer!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    what IS clean eating? Spraying my food with Windex?!?
  • jesz124
    jesz124 Posts: 1,004 Member
    I've been eating 200 calories a day and doing 98 hours of cardIo a day...the scale hasn't moved. Have a gained muscle?
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    Wait for it...... wait..... wait.......

    Californiagirl...
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I want friends, but no men, women, boys or girls. NON-HUMAN only! Robots and Zombiezzzz! :laugh:


    I puffy heart those non human friends.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    beatingadeadhorsecallme.jpg \m/
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Alcohol? Can I still drink a 6 pack?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I wanna lose 60 pounds today, what pill/shake/fade works?

    simple. cut off both your legs.
  • crystalflame
    crystalflame Posts: 1,049 Member
    ZOMG I GAINED 5 POUNDS IN 2 HOURS I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Mayo is better than Miracle Whip.

    Enough with this nonsense! I'm about [ ] this close to never coming over to drink all of your beer ever again!



    I close my eyes and pretend I don't know about your "problem" when I ask you if you want 'just one more' ....
  • ZombieKillaPrincess
    ZombieKillaPrincess Posts: 404 Member
    HUNTERS CAN WEAR LEATHER AND USE STRENGTH!
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I wanna get ripped and build muscle before summer.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I want to be hot by Valentine's Day. Who's with me?
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    What counts towards water?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I need advice on my relationship.
  • Punisher1130
    Punisher1130 Posts: 98 Member
    I have to pee
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Ok, I get it, it's not possible to spot reduce.


    So how do I spot reduce?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Anyone on Kik?
  • rolandvarriale
    rolandvarriale Posts: 12
    I'm new here. What do I do to loose wait?
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    * Bacon
    * Sammich
    * Ninja
    * Unicorn
    * Rainbows

    #t*ttysprinkles
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255
    All GMOs are bad for you.
  • Julettashane
    Julettashane Posts: 723 Member
    I have a wedding in 10 days and I need to lose 20 pounds

    simple. cut off your arm.

    OMGSH MY ARM DOESNT WEIGH 20LBS YOURE SO MEAN I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT IF YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING NICE THEN DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!! omgsh like if you cant tell me what i want to hear then dont talk to me :sad: ...................................

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