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  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
    Received: So sex isn't on my mind for 12 agonizing hours.
  • Sent: I doo

    Lool
  • mains_adam25
    mains_adam25 Posts: 382 Member
    Sent: I doo

    Lool

    hahaha if only they knew what i sent you hahahah ;p
  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
    Sent: the crazy one
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Received - Running late. Tell David I had lady problems.

    (From a co-worker, on her way back from lunch. Our male boss stops asking questions when we mention lady parts or periods. :happy: )
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Sent: You're daughter is nuckin futs!
  • I found a banana in my brown bag, can you believe that the dog likes banana???? Xxxxx
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  • Kristen81
    Kristen81 Posts: 342 Member
    Sent: Evan pooed in the potty again!! All by himself!

    My Son has a fear of pooping in the potty...apparently he is getting over it!! YAY!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    "Beaver *kitten* tastes like vanilla!!!! I'm not even joking! I have eaten beaver *kitten* glands. I'm kinda mad about it!!"

    ....my friends are awesome.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    To LMNOP above:

    Soon we can drink on lunch.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Last time I did this I got a strike...
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    "quit trying to talk to todd as per our agreement" sent at 2am by a friend and i don't know any todds.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    To LMNOP above:

    Soon we can drink on lunch.

    I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    Sent: If I get 'lectrocuted, sue the poop out of them!
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Pork Homewrecker with corn salsa, black beans, cheese, and guac. (telling my husband what to order me from Moe's Southwest Grill. It was tasty)
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    "Good Morning my Love, I hope you have a great day and I love you so much" Sent to me by my BF. Ohhhh, the honeymoon phase :heart:
  • MrsPong
    MrsPong Posts: 580 Member
    Sent: SMELLS so bad!

    Recieved: Is there a split pea soup diet I didnt know about? :)



    Co-worker trying to lose weight: eating those ramen noodles things but split pea soup lol smells horrible.
  • fiferize
    fiferize Posts: 141
    sent "give me your email address"
  • Kelley528
    Kelley528 Posts: 319 Member
    received: " What is stomach wax?" lol
  • KathyPBiles
    KathyPBiles Posts: 292 Member
    Received: Thanks!
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    To my friends: "Kate Upton just graduated to #1 on my list of 5 celebrities I'm allowed to make sweet, passionate, love to."
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Holy f*cking Pixies what a Wh*re!
  • sent: a pic of flowers that someone else got that i have to deliver :grumble:
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
    Received: I got the shovel and the tarps, where r the bodies?
  • Received NYC alerts: Breaking: Car Jumps curb in Front of Saks Fifth Avenue.
  • HerBravado
    HerBravado Posts: 392 Member
    Received:
    A pic of my friend's Dunkin Donut,
    with "I <3 U" drawn on in frosting.

    :)
  • wildcatnyc
    wildcatnyc Posts: 2,410 Member
    sent: thanks for the costco gift card!!!!
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    Sent: Girl, I hear you. I make plenty of my own chaos I need no help. Thanks!
  • Sent to my boss: Them 2 jobs come in ill be like del boy on a good day!