It's Time to Diet & Exercise when . . .
It's Time to Diet & Exercise When...
...you try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.
...you get winded just saying the words "six-kilometer run."
...you come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.
...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.
...you step on a talking scale and it says, "Come back when you're alone."
...to you, "Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini" and "The Impossible Dream" become the same song.
...you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
...You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
...You could sell shade.
...You dance and it makes the band skip.
...You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
...You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
...You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
...You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
...Your blood type is Ragu.
...Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
Thank You Donna R. & Anonymous
From the website: http://www.dwlz.com
...you try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.
...you get winded just saying the words "six-kilometer run."
...you come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.
...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.
...you step on a talking scale and it says, "Come back when you're alone."
...to you, "Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini" and "The Impossible Dream" become the same song.
...you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
...You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
...You could sell shade.
...You dance and it makes the band skip.
...You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
...You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.
...You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
...You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
...Your blood type is Ragu.
...Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
Thank You Donna R. & Anonymous
From the website: http://www.dwlz.com
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When you go swimming, and a tiny explorer claims your *kitten* for Spain.
When your beeper goes off, and a little kid says "Look out mommy, he's backing up!".
When they assign your belly a zip code.
When you mention getting back into bicycling, and everyone in the room bursts into laughter. ((This actually happened to me
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If you can't walk fast without getting winded & or start to perspire within seconds. lol0
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...You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
...You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
...You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
Hahahaha Awesome.0 -
I especially liked the 22 years - lol. And selling shade :glasses:0
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