Why am I here?

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    This reminds me of my most favorite Rick Reilly column (former SI columnist, now does...i'm not sure, but he works for ESPN now).

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/magazine/lifeofreilly/1999/0412/
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    You just made the list, pal.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Because you're not over there ?
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    You just made the list, pal.
    You sir must be hallucinating. I just searched this whole area I do not see a list. I did not make any list. It would be right here if I did! Nothing. Nada. No pen. No paper. No list.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    You just made the list, pal.
    You sir must be hallucinating. I just searched this whole area I do not see a list. I did not make any list. It would be right here if I did! Nothing. Nada. No pen. No paper. No list.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Why ask why?

    Try Bud Dry.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    Cuz MFP isn't blocked by most companies firewalls and you can look at nude pictures....silly question
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    You just made the list, pal.
    You sir must be hallucinating. I just searched this whole area I do not see a list. I did not make any list. It would be right here if I did! Nothing. Nada. No pen. No paper. No list.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs

    :laugh: :laugh:
    http://youtu.be/3ECqP9KMqtI
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Because our moms and dads got "busy", of course. That's why all of us are here.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Bullcrap. A nine pound bird could not carry a eight pound baby. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!

    Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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    That's twice this week you've posted gifs from two of my favorite movies. (This one and Fight Club.) Woot.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    I prefer

    Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purrrr.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    On the other hand, you just might be thinking you are here, but are actually over there.
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    I prefer

    Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purrrr.

    UgHH!! Now that song is in my head!!!! :sad:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    On the other hand, you just might be thinking you are here, but are actually over there.

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  • olDave
    olDave Posts: 557 Member
    What do you mean by "here"?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:

    I prefer

    Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purrrr.

    UgHH!! Now that song is in my head!!!! :sad:

    Fish heads fish heads
    Roly poly fish heads
    fish heads fish heads
    eat them up, yum!
    Ask a fish head anything you want to
    they wont answer they cant talk.

    I took a fish head out to see a mooovie
    didnt have to pay to get it in.

    They don't play baseball
    they don't wear sweaters
    they're not good dancers
    They dont play drums!!

    Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking capachino in Italian restaurants
    with oriental women!!!!!
    Yeah!
    Fish heads fish heads
    roly poly fish heads
    fish heads fish heads
    eat them up Yum!
    YEEAAHHHH!!!!!!

    http://youtu.be/cTpUVAcvWfU
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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  • SkimFlatWhite68
    SkimFlatWhite68 Posts: 1,254 Member
    Is it an African or European Stork?

    Too funny!
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Panties Dropped.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Bullcrap. A nine pound bird could not carry a eight pound baby. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!

    But what if it's a South African Stork?
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