Valentine's Day Poem

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jnichel
jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

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  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    Is there candy in the van?
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    If I were a key, I would lock you;
    If lightning, then I would shock you;
    If I were a pier I would dock you;
    If I had a band I would rock you.

    If I were a spoon, I would feed you;
    If I were a house, I would deed you;
    On Valentine’s Day, I must plead you,
    Valentine, I really need you!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    Roses are Red
    Lillies are white
    I wanna eat you all up
    To the very last bite
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Is there candy in the van?

    Well, it wouldn't be a real van without candy.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Blood is red
    Bruises are blue
    Don't say no
    I will cut you
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    One bright day in the middle of the night,
    two dead boys got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other,
    drew their swords and shot each other
    One deaf policeman heard the noise,
    came over and shot the two dead boys.
    If you don't believe this lie is true... ask the blind man, he saw it too!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I'm sorry, I missed your poem. Something distracted me.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    What does this rag
    Smell like to you
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Roses are red
    Wine is too
    Remember me from last month?
    I'm pregnant
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    Roses are Red
    Your Waffles are Blue
    Get out of Bed
    I don't want it Too
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
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    Roses are red
    Lemons are sour
    Get in my bed
    and give me an hour
  • freddykid
    freddykid Posts: 265 Member
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    You and me would be a doozy, if we both got naked in my Jacuzzi.

    why the all the assault poems?
    roses are red
    violets are pretty
    keep your mouth shut
    when you talk to me

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