He what?!

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concordancia
concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
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My sweetie doesn't buy me chocolates. Heck, he just plain doesn't do presents. I cannot think of a single instance where he has shown up and said "look what I got you!" And he rarely picks out chocolate for himself: he is a cheese cake man.

So why is their more pomegranate dark chocolate candies in the pantry when I specifically said he didn't need to get those because we haven't finished off the last bag yet?!
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  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Please, tell me more.

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Just break up.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    I got nothing?
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
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    The chocolate fairy?
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
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    Sabotage.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    I really don't understand whey you're complaining about here. (Passive-aggressively) that he never buys you anything, or that he buys you too much, or (again passive-aggressively) that he doesn't listen to you? What's the real problem?
  • BrownEyeAngel
    BrownEyeAngel Posts: 331 Member
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    Following...
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
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    I am sure it is all of the above.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    Pomegranate

    +

    Dark Chocolate

    =

    ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhbaby

    I can't understand why there's any left in your cabinet to begin with... or why on earth there'd be a problem when the pomegranate chocolate fairy brings more...


    good gracious... I could go for some pomegranate chocolate...

    unless it's code for exlax?
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025
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    He got you something he knew you liked, that is great. Get to eating!
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    What's this about?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    What's this about?

    When you figure it out will you let me know??
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    He's either sabotaging or depriving you. I can't figure out which . . .
  • originalkazila
    originalkazila Posts: 200
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    The only thing I got from this thread was a craving for pomegranate chocolate.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    What's this about?

    When you figure it out will you let me know??

    Sure.
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    Someone broke into your house and left chocolate.....?? People do weird *kitten*!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    Random chocolate craving? Happens to me all the time!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Also...
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    He's clearly cheating on you. Extra Pomegranate chocolate in the pantry is the #1 sign of infidelity.
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
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    Also...
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    Aaarrrgghhhh how could I do that?!?!

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