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taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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The free trial has ended. Effective Monday, February 18th, I will begin charging for diet and exercise advice. Rates will be decided on a sliding scale depending on your age, region, salary, and net worth.

Studies have shown that people feel something is more valuable when they have to pay for something vs getting it for free, so this is a very good deal.
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  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Groupon?
  • runzalot81
    runzalot81 Posts: 782 Member
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    Net worth... that would make mine FREE :laugh:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Groupon?

    Brilliant idea. For now, you can use the coupon code PANTS42 for a 42% discount from the otherwise arbitrary rate I would charge.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Net worth... that would make mine FREE :laugh:

    That is up to me to decide.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    But I still get it free, right?
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Can i pay you in cupcakes?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • runzalot81
    runzalot81 Posts: 782 Member
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    Net worth... that would make mine FREE :laugh:

    That is up to me to decide.
    Is there a rubric?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    But I still get it free, right?

    Almost free. Your price is 1 bowl of Tonkatsu.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Can i pay you in cupcakes?

    Yes.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    do not pay the OP for advice.

    tomorrow i will give EXPERT advice for all using my Magic 8 Ball.

    why take dubious advice when it comes to making life-changing decisions, when you can get EXPERT and nearly infallible advice from the Magic 8 Ball?

    no charge. you will not be disappointed!

    8ball.jpg

    disclaimer - Magic 8 Ball is not affiliated with Dear Abby, Miss Cleo, or the lady who makes predictions for the National Enquirer. these results are not typical. your results may be vary. Magic 8 Ball works best when used with a regimen of exercise and proper nutrition under doctor supervision. this offer void where prohibited by law.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    pppshaw u pay me sucka.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    do not pay the OP for advice.

    tomorrow i will give EXPERT advice for all using my Magic 8 Ball.

    why take dubious advice when it comes to making life-changing decisions, when you can get EXPERT and nearly infallible advice from the Magic 8 Ball?

    no charge. you will not be disappointed!

    8ball.jpg

    disclaimer - Magic 8 Ball is not affiliated with Dear Abby, Miss Cleo, or the lady who makes predictions for the National Enquirer. these results are not typical. your results may be vary. Magic 8 Ball works best when used with a regimen of exercise and proper nutrition under doctor supervision. this offer void where prohibited by law.

    My sources say no.
  • Jonesie1984
    Jonesie1984 Posts: 612 Member
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    Lapdance for advice?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    But I still get it free, right?

    Almost free. Your price is 1 bowl of Tonkatsu.

    Dude..I hate you. We are breaking up. :explode: :explode: :explode:


    [to note...I'm just kidding with Taso .He knows I adore him..for some reason...:tongue: ]
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    you got any references?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    you got any references?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/315125-taso-fan-club
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    you got any references?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/315125-taso-fan-club


    alrighty then
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Lapdance for advice?

    Lifetime membership
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,042 Member
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    Are you open to bartering?

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