I just ate an eyelash

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transvenouspacer
transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
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I admit, I saw it before eating it. I was eating a bowl of cereal (lucky charms to be exact) and as I scooped up my next bite of delicious cereal-y goodness, I spotted the eyelash. I thought about whether or not I wanted to take the time to dig it out, then just decided I was too lazy for that. Down the hatch.

Just thought I'd share. BTW, anyone know the calorie content of an eyelash?
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  • JustMyImagiNAYtion
    JustMyImagiNAYtion Posts: 76 Member
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    hahaha HILARIOUSLY gross... although.. im assuming it was yours.. if not... ewwwww!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    mostly protein, but be careful, that's animal protein and can thus cause your cells to spontaneously combust.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    I was once at a Ruby Tuesday salad bar where there were at least ten eyelashes in the cottage cheese.

    You're welcome.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    The black curly ones aren't eyelashes..........




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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    The black curly ones aren't eyelashes..........




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    what if it's red?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I was once at a Ruby Tuesday salad bar where there were at least ten eyelashes in the cottage cheese.

    You're welcome.

    That's why I only eat at Sapphire Wednesday!
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
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    I was once at a Ruby Tuesday salad bar where there were at least ten eyelashes in the cottage cheese.

    You're welcome.

    *tires screeching as I drive like a mad woman to the closest Ruby Tuesday*
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Log it and forget it.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Are you sure it was an eyelash? I mean...it's hair...it could have come from oh saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......anywhere on the body.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Just be glad you're not an old Italian guy. You would not believe the nose hairs!
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
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    The black curly ones aren't eyelashes..........




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    what if it's red?

    Then it might be mine.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    As long as the root isn't connected, it's 0 calories and all fiber.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    :laugh: Was there mascara on it?...because that adds more calories
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
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    Am I gonna sound like a weirdo if I admit that no matter where it came from, I probably would have eaten it anyway?
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    I want to play, really I do...but <gack> I'm so grossed out...not by the eyelash per se....but all the alternatives...<gack>

    :noway:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    The black curly ones aren't eyelashes..........


    what if it's red?

    RCH's have negligible calories... all is good

    And they make you....emmmm....excitable.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I want to play, really I do...but <gack> I'm so grossed out...not by the eyelash per se....but all the alternatives...<gack>

    :noway:




    dental floss......





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  • SooZQ1138
    SooZQ1138 Posts: 12
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    I think they are actually negative calories... like 1,000 calories that you need to eat back right. this. second.

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