Oh no! I just drank a diet soda. How long do I have?

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  • aleesh_
    aleesh_ Posts: 137 Member
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    The trick is to start small so that you can build up immunities. Start out in small doses, like a sip here and a sip there then larger ones. I have been drinking diet soda since I was a child and I'm not dead yet so I can say that this works. However, if I find out I have cancer in the near future then this status is invalid :p
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
    This stuff is as bad as drinking radiator coolant.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Then it should be in the MSDS :wink:
  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
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    gasp...I made it. I just drank coffee to counteract the death-effect ... but then couldn't decide whether that counted as water or I had to drink pure water while munching coffee beans to make it count as water.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    gasp...I made it. I just drank coffee to counteract the death-effect ... but then couldn't decide whether that counted as water or I had to drink pure water while munching coffee beans to make it count as water.

    Does munching coffee beans count as exercise and then should you eat back those calories or...

    Oh forget it, just drink more Squirt! :drinker:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:

    Homeland Security?
  • michelle7673
    michelle7673 Posts: 370 Member
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    Stuff some Fish Oil capsules in your ears and hope for the best. Or if only you had an Ab Roller....
  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
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    My wife has a thigh-master...will that work?
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:

    Homeland Security?

    Yes to protect the Hostess Twinkies
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    My wife has a thigh-master...will that work?

    Does she look like Suzanne Somers?
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:

    Homeland Security?

    Yes to protect the Hostess Twinkies

    :bigsmile:

    Can't have artificial sweeteners and preservatives co-mingling...

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