Fast Food

FluffnStuff
FluffnStuff Posts: 387
edited September 20 in Food and Nutrition
I hate you, I don't know why I continue to indulge your nasty little intrigues....
Filled with calories, fat, and heaven only knows what.
We have our "secret" little rendezvous, when time has lapsed too far between feedings.
Then the guilt creeps in halfway through the meal, but figure I've already blown it may as well finish...
My tummy starts to tie up in knots, my senses feel dull....
I slog through the rest of the day with a gurgling stomach and a load of guilt that usually only mothers can produce in their children.
By bedtime my ulcer feels like it's had baby ulcers and my abdomen is uncomfortably bloated...
Sometime in the middle of the night.... BOOM.... Nothing like a nasty McDonalds gas ball to fumigate the house as well as a 300 mile radius!

I am sorry, this "affair" with nasty, processed, overly packaged food must end.
I would say that I would miss you, but really I won't....

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  • lt_mrcook
    lt_mrcook Posts: 389 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's funny!
  • 100x2xLose
    100x2xLose Posts: 29
    It's not all that bad ;)

    I did switch, however, from a Big Mac meal to a hamburger Happy Meal, and the change was incredible. I don't get the McGrets (our term for the "OH GOODNESS, WHY DID I EAT THERE??") anymore.
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