If your workout equipment had a name...

MizTerry

What would it be?

jnichel

I've already named them...

Mother f**ker
Piece of s**t
I f**cking hate you

So on, and so forth.

diodelcibo

Light weight.

janatarnhem

I've already named them...

Mother f**ker
Piece of s**t
I f**cking hate you

So on, and so forth.

LoL Love the attitude!!!

nonstopper

baby

_tam_

Mybiatch

MizTerry

I've already named them...

Mother f**ker
Piece of s**t
I f**cking hate you

So on, and so forth.

I take it y'all are friends. :drinker:

:laugh:

jnichel

I've already named them...

Mother f**ker
Piece of s**t
I f**cking hate you

So on, and so forth.

I take it y'all are friends. :drinker:

:laugh:

Nah, I don't wipe down my friends when I'm done with them.

MizTerry

Why not?

jnichel

Why not?

It marks my territory. :laugh:

MaraDiaz

I've already named them...

Mother f**ker
Piece of s**t
I f**cking hate you

So on, and so forth.

I extend that to the gym workout equipment, too. And to the gym when some nut has the heat turned up too high!

Tatiyanya

Nah, I don't wipe down my friends when I'm done with them.

All the sexual innuendos my brain willingly offered at that , all dem innuendos. Think I need a little lay down.
I got few very british names for my workout equipment but Tillytwat is the only one that isnt offending to some sort of minority.

taso42

Treadmill = Threatmill
Barbell = Barbie
The barbell on the floor set up for improvised glute ham raise = Torture Chambers

MizTerry

For fellas, the heat being up is totally acceptable. For the ladies, NO!

jnichel

For fellas, the heat being up is totally acceptable. For the ladies, NO!

I would have thought it to be the opposite......cut down on high beaming and all.

beckyboop712

It's not mine but the the treadmill is unofficially named Lucille after my least favorite high school Cross Country Coach. What a witch!!

jnichel

Nah, I don't wipe down my friends when I'm done with them.

All the sexual innuendos my brain willingly offered at that , all dem innuendos. Think I need a little lay down.
I got few very british names for my workout equipment but Tillytwat is the only one that isnt offending to some sort of minority.

The Brits have a way with slang.

LuckyMiss3

My cross trainer is known as Dwayne J. Every night I look forward to pounding him!!

MizTerry

Nah, I don't wipe down my friends when I'm done with them.

All the sexual innuendos my brain willingly offered at that , all dem innuendos. Think I need a little lay down.
I got few very british names for my workout equipment but Tillytwat is the only one that isnt offending to some sort of minority.

Tillytwat? I have never heard that before in my life. LOL

MizTerry

Thanks for all the idea. :bigsmile:

xDMartinHx

sold lol

mattagascar

"I don't know if this is strong enough for towel pull ups"

MidwestAngel

"I don't know if this is strong enough for towel pull ups"

I'd name him "little matt"

mattagascar

"I don't know if this is strong enough for towel pull ups"

I'd name him "little matt"

Little? No

apg2302

I've for the my wee free weights which I have yet to name officially, although they have been graced with the occasional 'Mother****er! ' and '****socks' after stubbing my toe on them. I have the dexterity of a stoned sloth sometimes I swear.

MidwestAngel

"I don't know if this is strong enough for towel pull ups"

I'd name him "little matt"

Little? No

Big?

Mutant13

The leg extension machine is the 'throne of pain'
Weirdly, when I use th throne of pain' my trainers name changes from **** to "you f*cking sadistic piece of *kitten* bast*rd"

fara180

i lovingly refer to one of the machines at my gym as my BBF, which actually stands for "best b*tch friend." I love using it but it kicks your butt!

MizTerry

sold lol

^^ This...I've considered many times.