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QUICK!!! HAHA
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A BodyMedia Fit arm strap...0
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The Nutribase Complete Book of Food Counts!0
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I'm screwed....only thing to defend myself with is a hat. WTF is a hat going to do? Good thing I can run pretty quick!0
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I'm screwed....only thing to defend myself with is a hat. WTF is a hat going to do? Good thing I can run pretty quick!
You can wear your hat and it will be more difficult for them to eat your brains.0 -
A stool, a sex swing and an 80lb midget with DD breast implants. :bigsmile:
What? You asked.0 -
An unopened fortune cookie....0
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A telephone and a stapler.0
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my ipod.... aw crap.0
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An anatomical model of the human heart with a metal base.
BAAAAM! Zombie got a mouthful.
... or cycling glasses. I'm toast.0 -
my co-worker.. will use him as bait so i can get away...0
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My PC smash! And double tap!!0
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a rubberband0
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A post-it. Damnit.0
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a clementine!! lol0
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An apple.0
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a build a bear adoption certificate. lol
Lmao! you're screwed.
pretty much. maybe i could give them papercuts at least0 -
A veggie dog.0
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Lucky me, 9mm flock and a fork!0
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3000 pages of a canadian drug reference book, its about 5 lbs, should give me a little head start lol0
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Scissors, Stapler, and maybe I can pour glue in their eyes!! lol0
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a used kleenex !!!0
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ipad...m sooo dead
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Crap I was not prepared for an attack, you never are, I have to use my monitor.0
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That stupid panic button that brings all the lovely police to the clinic for when we have violent patients go off... I may not survive, but I can bring in some better weaponry.0
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a poppy,,,0
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A (computer) mouse
A Leftie?? What good are you? You cant even use the scissors correctly....I'd trip you...might buy me a few minutes....0 -
A Wall. I think I have a good chance......If only I could pick up an entire WALL!!!0
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hand lotion, and a post-it cube0
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Dollar Store coffee mug. Meh. Could be worse.0
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A Glock 23 .40 or a string cheese0
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