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BuRRnZZ1
BuRRnZZ1 Posts: 78
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Here's a riddle. 5 goats go down to the seashore. the Alpha male says to the others, "Hey guys, have you been to the new buffalo wild wings downtown?" 10 seagulls land nearby and start eating a bag of pickles. How many butterflies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
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  • Grits0nTits
    Grits0nTits Posts: 6
    Post is not spongeworthy
  • BuRRnZZ1
    BuRRnZZ1 Posts: 78
    Best response yet ;). Oh wait....
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    two, but I'm not sure how they got into the lightbulb to be screwing in there in the first place
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Three! Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I'm totally with Dawn on this one. This reminds me of a Geico commercial.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    none...the butterflies cannot get in the light to screw...DUH!
  • chels0722
    chels0722 Posts: 465 Member
    All the animals say "**** THIS" and go eat their weight in Chic-Fil-A

    EDIT: WTF!!!! MFP bleeped out FU$#
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
    My brain hurts.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    Do the butterflies even lift?
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    It takes alpha butterflies to screw in a bag of pickles.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
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  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    The goats forgot their sunscreen
    It ain't happenin
  • Fanof48
    Fanof48 Posts: 6 Member
    Thank you...my day is made!
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
    pssht. seriously people? how do you not know the answer to this?!

    the answer is: purple, because aliens don't wear hats.



    O_o I think I brained my damage.
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
    pssht. seriously people? how do you not know the answer to this?!

    the answer is: purple, because aliens don't wear hats.



    O_o I think I brained my damage.

    Pfft...overachiever.
  • BuRRnZZ1
    BuRRnZZ1 Posts: 78
    Yep. 5 times a week. But they skip "leg day"
  • BuRRnZZ1
    BuRRnZZ1 Posts: 78
    It takes alpha butterflies to screw in a bag of pickles.

    Only if the bag is filled with Dill pickles. Sweet pickles is a whole different animal.
  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    Do the butterflies eat back their exercise calories?
  • BuRRnZZ1
    BuRRnZZ1 Posts: 78
    Do the butterflies eat back their exercise calories?

    Yes, in goat cheese.
  • BuRRnZZ1
    BuRRnZZ1 Posts: 78
    All the animals say "**** THIS" and go eat their weight in Chic-Fil-A

    EDIT: WTF!!!! MFP bleeped out FU$#

    I can't believe they would ******* bleep that **** out. That's bull ****. haha
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    Helloooo?!? Pickles come in jars, not bags. :noway:
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
    Two nuns in a bath......
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    Just break up.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Are the butterflies emo?
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 411 Member
    Are they African or European butterflies?
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Yep. 5 times a week. But they skip "leg day"

    and twice on Sunday?
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Helloooo?!? Pickles come in jars, not bags. :noway:

    False!!!

    1.1284738244.pickle-in-a-bag.jpg

    and the answer is 71
  • daj150
    daj150 Posts: 815 Member
    It takes alpha butterflies to screw in a bag of pickles.

    Only if the bag is filled with Dill pickles. Sweet pickles is a whole different animal.

    Sweet pickle animals only come out at night, so I think a few butterflies taking care of business during the day should get the job done...assuming they can get into the light bulb
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    Helloooo?!? Pickles come in jars, not bags. :noway:



    DILL PICKLE POTATO CHIPS......That's the joke!! Get it???? :laugh:

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