I need boys to add me

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  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    I love how this thread is popping up in the feeds of most of my male friends.

    Just LOVE how it looks.

    How did you get all these male friends you speak of....I assume it had to have been a thread like this, right? This is how I always make friends. I usually just go to the mall and yell "I'm LONELY!" and make friends with the people who come to console me.

    OMG, THAT'S WHAT I DO!! Be my BFF?
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    i actually exclusively date women that make more money than me so that they can pay for everything. i'm rather high maintenance.

    Well that works out for everyone!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I'm not falling for that again...

    Your pants appear to be riding up. You might want to pull them down. I just want you to be comfortable, that's all.

    Okay I adjusted them thanks.

    Do I get my candy now?
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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    I was not done singing!

    You can bend but never break me
    'Cause it only serves to make me
    More determined to achieve my final goal
    And I come back even stronger
    Not a novice any longer
    'Cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
  • grgnelson
    grgnelson Posts: 178 Member
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    i actually exclusively date women that make more money than me so that they can pay for everything. i'm rather high maintenance.

    This
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    where-are-the-boys-i-have-a-milkshake.jpg

    I :heart: YOU
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    I'll wear pants and a tie for you...
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
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    This thread has served to make me want Oreos. God damn it.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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    *insert clever math puns and something smooth about how teal/green/whatever color that is, is my favorite*
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    This thread has served to make me want Oreos. God damn it.

    I have that effect on men.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    So I'm putting on my prettiest red lip stick and posting.

    Pictures, or it didn't happen
  • atamrowski
    atamrowski Posts: 417 Member
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  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
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    Nom nom nom nom nom !
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I need boys to add me to their Friend's list
    :)


    Oh, for clarity, I'm a creeper and I make more money than you. K thx.

    I got enough friends....just make my damn sammich.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Hold on boys. I do not want to see your boy parts.

    No soup for you!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    ciacho.jpg

    OH MY SWEET JESUS
  • Hbazzell
    Hbazzell Posts: 899 Member
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    Jenna Marbles YES!
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    Forget the boys! I'll take a plate of these and a glass of milk, and a room alone please. *drool*
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    Forget the boys! I'll take a plate of these and a glass of milk, and a room alone please. *drool*

    INORITE? Can these cookies please send me a FR?