After reading the forum topics today....

Venomous_Duck

I have decided to embrace non-reality.

I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.

I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.

And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.

And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!

jnichel

The cake is a lie.

KANGOOJUMPS

can we dink too??? LOTS???

UsedToBeHusky

You forgot one. You should stay fat because your body can't remove toxins without it.

KANGOOJUMPS

DRINK????? one too many....

Muddy_Yogi

The cake is a lie.

SAY IT AINT SO!

jamk1446

The cake is a lie.

How DARE you talk about cake like that?!

Bumdrahp

I WANT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cr01502

The horse is already dead . . . .

jnichel

The horse is already dead . . . .

I'll get a new stick.

jbutterflye

PBsMommy

The cake is a lie.

Cake never lies!!! You should be sued for defamation of all cakes everywhere!

jnichel

It's on the Internet, therefore....

♥Faerie♥

Timshel_

The cake is a lie.

The cake is real, it's the pan and oven it was supposedly cooked in that are suspect.

cwolfman13

I've been embracing non-reality for years.....gotta get with the times.

Venomous_Duck

If I eat cake and take TWO carb blockers, it's like negative calories.

I better not eat too much and waste away to nothing.

_Elemenopee_

Can we stop all the cake bashing in here?

PBsMommy

It's on the Internet, therefore....

lisainin1

I WANT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had some from-scratch chocolate cake with strawberries for you today. LOL

sarantonio

I have decided to embrace non-reality.

I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.

I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.

And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.

And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!

Oh, yuck, "Pleasantly Fluffy" sounds like a giant baby duck.... are you human>?

Venomous_Duck

Think I will start a new cleanse:
Olestra chips and alli... and a bean burrito.

that should clean out the colon.

_noob_

I'm obese...

**** labels...

Venomous_Duck

I have decided to embrace non-reality.

I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.

I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.

And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.

And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!

Oh, yuck, "Pleasantly Fluffy" sounds like a giant baby duck.... are you human>?

nope, 100% Duck. well, 99% Duck, the fangs and venom were an optional upgrade

sarantonio

I have decided to embrace non-reality.

I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.

I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.

And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.

And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!

Oh, yuck, "Pleasantly Fluffy" sounds like a giant baby duck.... are you human>?

nope, 100% Duck. well, 99% Duck, the fangs and venom were an optional upgrade

Help me...:huh:

dare2love81

pfft....okay. You win.

Crankstr

The cake is a lie.

I dont like you anymore

EatClean_WashUrNuts

Screw it, Im going back to drinking wine every night....oh wait...that hasnt changed much

Venomous_Duck

Screw it, Im going back to drinking wine every night....oh wait...that hasnt changed much

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

jbutterflye

what about pie?

Venomous_Duck

what about pie?

Pie has fruit, which makes it healthy. Might as well eat a salad and drink water...