What have you lied about recently?

AuddAlise
AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
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I lied to a patient about not liking dogs. I actually like dog but her dog growls and snaps at people in the office. Why do people bring dogs into Doctor offices?

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    It was the dog.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Sooooo...is this about lying, or people with dogs? I don't like most dogs...or people for that matter. Not lying.
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Eh, just about lying. I like dogs that don't growl or try to bite me.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I lied about giving blood... hell, here I come....
  • Nauti_Buoy
    Nauti_Buoy Posts: 135
    I only logged one of my reeses cups about a week ago but I really ate both of them, it feels good to get that off my chest!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I never lie.
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    I never lie.

    But you are right now... :wink:
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    The amount of calories I ate :noway:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I lied to a patient about not liking dogs. I actually like dog but her dog growls and snaps at people in the office. Why do people bring dogs into Doctor offices?

    because lately people are getting so weird about that. I lie about that stuff too. I have a kid who got nipped at by a grouchy little piece of cute fluff, and then a hairless patch of chihuaha chewed my sneakers while-I-was-still-in-them. I love dogs and so does my kid and whole fam really. So when my kid flinches or I take steps back in public I tell them it's because he got bitten and watched me get bitten thru the window. Which is true he saw it, but it was more like my shoes that were getting bit. They always say the same thing "Oh sorry, he just loves kids so much!"

    Yeah, for lunch!
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    I lied to a co worker.
    I told him that I realld DID care about his quality of work.
    In reality.......
  • Sekxy49
    Sekxy49 Posts: 104 Member
    I NeVeR lie.... :devil:
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    I lied about giving up hookers & blow.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I lied about being too busy for lunch, I just don't like the person who asked me
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I lied about giving up hookers & blow.


    :wink:
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    I lied about being too busy for lunch, I just don't like the person who asked me

    The solution to this is not to go to lunch....you can thank me later. :wink:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I lied about being too busy for lunch, I just don't like the person who asked me

    The solution to this is not to go to lunch....you can thank me later. :wink:


    Wait....I didn't go... so I lied for no reason? I could have just said no? Damn it.....
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    I lied about being too busy for lunch, I just don't like the person who asked me

    The solution to this is not to go to lunch....you can thank me later. :wink:


    Wait....I didn't go... so I lied for no reason? I could have just said no? Damn it.....

    Looks like it. Next time just tell them that you've given up lunch for lent.
  • Okapi42
    Okapi42 Posts: 495 Member
    I told a kid at work the locked door was where we keep the dragon, even though it's just the recycling store.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I lied about being too busy for lunch, I just don't like the person who asked me

    The solution to this is not to go to lunch....you can thank me later. :wink:


    Wait....I didn't go... so I lied for no reason? I could have just said no? Damn it.....

    Looks like it. Next time just tell them that you've given up lunch for lent.
    :laugh:

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