3 day cleanse

melissaann262

Since I'm injured right now (shoulder) I'm gonna make the most of it and do a quick cleanse. anybody wanna join me?? CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

blackgold86

What will that involve?

Mokey41

The only cleansing your body needs is a nice hot shower. Your organs are well adapted to keeping your body in tip top shape with adequate nutrition and fluids.

AnvilHead

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/821828-detoxes-and-cleanses

Crankstr

no

pastryari

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/821828-detoxes-and-cleanses

nz_deevaa

no

Yeah. Nah.

Shadowknight137

CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Actually, it sounds like you just leaned on your injured shoulder.

cmcollins001

Since I'm injured right now (shoulder) I'm gonna make the most of it and do a quick cleanse. anybody wanna join me?? CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Uhhh..join you? Do you need me to hold something for you or just watch?

AnvilHead

CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Sticking a hose up my butt or starving myself drinking green slime for three days is about as far from "calming" as I can possibly contemplate.

jofjltncb6

I am aware of no scientific/medical support for a "cleanse".

msliu7911

CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Sticking a hose up my butt or starving myself drinking green slime for three days is about as far from "calming" as I can possibly contemplate.

+1

PikaKnight

CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Sticking a hose up my butt or starving myself drinking green slime for three days is about as far from "calming" as I can possibly contemplate.

^This. Uncomfortable and unsatisfying, yes. Calming and relaxing, no.

AnvilHead

CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Sticking a hose up my butt or starving myself drinking green slime for three days is about as far from "calming" as I can possibly contemplate.

^This. Uncomfortable and unsatisfying, yes. Calming and relaxing, no.

Somehow the thought of abdominal cramps, unceasing/explosive diarrhea, constant hunger, headaches and a huge loss of lean body mass just doesn't take me to my "happy place".

PikaKnight

CLEEAANNSEE.... even the word is calming

Sticking a hose up my butt or starving myself drinking green slime for three days is about as far from "calming" as I can possibly contemplate.

^This. Uncomfortable and unsatisfying, yes. Calming and relaxing, no.

Somehow the thought of abdominal cramps, unceasing/explosive diarrhea, constant hunger, headaches and a huge loss of lean body mass just doesn't take me to my "happy place".

Definitely. And not eating all day can trigger my migraines...and those can last 2-3 days so not only would I be miserable for 3 days because of a cleanse that really doesn't do anything at all....I'd end up sick and more miserable for an additional 2-3 days.

trogalicious

no.

redheaddee

The only cleansing your body needs is a nice hot shower. Your organs are well adapted to keeping your body in tip top shape with adequate nutrition and fluids.

/thread

wmoomoo

If you are talking about this cleanse, I will join you. I think I can do 3 days.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903174-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

AnvilHead

If you are talking about this cleanse, I will join you. I think I can do 3 days.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903174-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

Now THAT is calming!

msliu7911

If you are talking about this cleanse, I will join you. I think I can do 3 days.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903174-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

LOL, ah, beat me to it!

trogalicious

If you are talking about this cleanse, I will join you. I think I can do 3 days.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903174-pop-tart-cleanse-anybody-looking-for-feedback

LOL, ah, beat me to it!

yeah, but the point has been made.
1. it has to be hot pockets.
2. has to be ham and cheese.
3. up the butt.

Mcgrawhaha

i "cleanse" when i eat chineese food.