Aren't smart people awesome?

EvgeniZyntx

i waiting for a smart peoplkz to invent zipers on bananas.

srsly.

I'm smart enough to know that it's easier to un-zip a banana from the bottom - that's what chimpanzees do...and they're smart :glasses:

Ok, I learned something today. Thank you. You have radically changed my life more with this small statement then the sum of all the fad diets, pills, enema posts wrapped together and used as fodder for my little pony gif bombs.

YOU ROCK!

edit: wait... I need a banana to test this out ... but today is orange day.

VorJoshigan

Thanks for the input everybody! Here's a compilation post.


Smart people rock because:

Of the medicine they've developed
Including medicine for our furry friends (not talking about OB/GYN, but them too)
Smart people (surgeons & other medical professionals) save lives
Their inventions have made work easier for millions
They make mistakes that we clean up for them, thereby giving us jobs
Smart people write great books, giving us entertainment and jobs
Smart women are hot
Smart men are hot
They teach a lot more than being in school did. e.g. Oracle, DBAs and engineers
Observed chimpanzees opening bananas from the bottom and told all the rest of us that
They can be smart in lots of different ways, including math/science, artistic ability, musical ability, common sense, etc.
They can simplify and help us understand complex ideas.
They invented the technology that made the following possible:
-electricity
-water filtration
-work easier for millions
-smartphones
-MFP
-cars that have awesome gas mileage and air pressure alerts
-baby lulling sound machines
-TV
-Video games
-MP3
-Trains
-The internet

Just as an FYI for those thinking I'm weird - well first of all, you're right, and secondly I originally posted this in response to somebody who was complaining about smart people and how unhelpful smart answers are. Keep all the smart answers coming!

firstsip

Thanks for the input everybody! Here's a compilation post.


Smart people rock because:

Of the medicine they've developed
Including medicine for our furry friends (not talking about OB/GYN, but them too)
Smart people (surgeons & other medical professionals) save lives
Their inventions have made work easier for millions
They make mistakes that we clean up for them, thereby giving us jobs
Smart people write great books, giving us entertainment and jobs
Smart women are hot
Smart men are hot
They teach a lot more than being in school did. e.g. Oracle, DBAs and engineers
Observed chimpanzees opening bananas from the bottom and told all the rest of us that
They can be smart in lots of different ways, including math/science, artistic ability, musical ability, common sense, etc.
They can simplify and help us understand complex ideas.
They invented the technology that made the following possible:
-electricity
-water filtration
-work easier for millions
-smartphones
-MFP
-cars that have awesome gas mileage and air pressure alerts
-baby lulling sound machines
-TV
-Video games
-MP3
-Trains
-The internet

Just as an FYI for those thinking I'm weird - well first of all, you're right, and secondly I originally posted this in response to somebody who was complaining about smart people and how unhelpful smart answers are. Keep all the smart answers coming!

mattagascar

Don't confuse smart with educated or educated with smart.

MidwestAngel

Don't confuse smart with educated or educated with smart.

You shore do got a purdy mouf!

pastryari

Don't confuse smart with educated or educated with smart.

Marry.

AngryDiet

Don't confuse smart with educated or educated with smart.

That's akin to not confusing ignorance with stupidity.

jbutterflye

What about smart a$$es?

Those are by far superior!

RobfromLakewood

Stupid is as stupid does, same as intelligence, give me people with decent to great work ethic.