Women making me fat

Lt_Starbuck

You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

HA! got my giggle... dont need to keep reading

Cr01502

Why dont you starting eating the food off of her, then when the foods gone you can play the "lets see who can sweat more" game.

Eating broccolli and chicken breasts over my partners stomach could be interesting.

Thank you.

cmriverside

Why dont you starting eating the food off of her, then when the foods gone you can play the "lets see who can sweat more" game.

Eating broccolli and chicken breasts over my partners stomach could be interesting.

Thank you.

Peaches and whipped cream are better. JS

Ben2118

Each shotgun shell represents a part of the real man in you fading away.....count them......count them alll......

matt2442

You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

Ok you had to know this was coming. That comment was way too quick and witty to be true.

diodelcibo

I know, milk is a killer for calories.

Lt_Starbuck

Why dont you starting eating the food off of her, then when the foods gone you can play the "lets see who can sweat more" game.

Eating broccolli and chicken breasts over my partners stomach could be interesting.

Thank you.

No man. no. You need to do bacon, not super fresh off the griddle, but just enough to make her hop and flinch a little. It's cute.

Cr01502

Each shotgun shell represents a part of the real man in you fading away.....count them......count them alll......

Actually each shotgun shell more accurately represents a millimeter of fat added to my man boobs.

notenoughspeed

Dude, don't play the blame game. I was with a really attractive woman not too long ago. She definitely supported me when I was working on getting healthier. I just ate what I wanted, and she ate what she wanted. Do what you need to do for YOU.

laughingdani

I still don't see the problem here.

Uhm . . . a girl I'm sleeping with is making me FAT!

No one can make you fat. You eat it, you work it off.

Sounds like she has a healthy appetite and a golden vag, since you don't want to stop sleeping with her.
Win/Win.

It's pink actually. The vag. Not the appetite.

I'm fully aware of what a vag looks like.

I hope she has more admirable qualities than what's between her legs.

But probably not according to you, since you are willing to leave her over food.

Cr01502

Why dont you starting eating the food off of her, then when the foods gone you can play the "lets see who can sweat more" game.

Eating broccolli and chicken breasts over my partners stomach could be interesting.

Thank you.

No man. no. You need to do bacon, not super fresh off the griddle, but just enough to make her hop and flinch a little. It's cute.

How about steak and sweet potatoe fries off her butt cheeks?

Would that work?

Cr01502

I still don't see the problem here.

Uhm . . . a girl I'm sleeping with is making me FAT!

No one can make you fat. You eat it, you work it off.

Sounds like she has a healthy appetite and a golden vag, since you don't want to stop sleeping with her.
Win/Win.

It's pink actually. The vag. Not the appetite.

I'm fully aware of what a vag looks like.

I hope she has more admirable qualities than what's between her legs.

But probably not according to you, since you are willing to leave her over food.

Meh.

She's alright.

_SABOTEUR_

Tell her if she wants to play games with food in the bedroom the best game is hide the sausage.

mattagascar

How about steak and sweet potatoe fries off her butt cheeks?

Would that work?

How bout some bearded clam?

Lt_Starbuck

Why dont you starting eating the food off of her, then when the foods gone you can play the "lets see who can sweat more" game.

Eating broccolli and chicken breasts over my partners stomach could be interesting.

Thank you.

No man. no. You need to do bacon, not super fresh off the griddle, but just enough to make her hop and flinch a little. It's cute.

How about steak and sweet potatoe fries off her butt cheeks?

Would that work?

as long as it has a little sizzle to make her jump.

Pepper2185

If some guy asked me to choose between cheesecake and him, I might show him the door.

You can't expect everyone to follow your eating habits. If her cheesecake eating is so terrible, just dump her and find someone who never eats cheesecake.

Cr01502

If some guy asked me to choose between cheesecake and him, I might show him the door.

You can't expect everyone to follow your eating habits. If her cheesecake eating is so terrible, just dump her and find someone who never eats cheesecake.

But then I sacrifice regular sex.

Which is the dilemma here.

How can I keep her and not have her sabotage my weight loss??

Pepper2185

If some guy asked me to choose between cheesecake and him, I might show him the door.

You can't expect everyone to follow your eating habits. If her cheesecake eating is so terrible, just dump her and find someone who never eats cheesecake.

But then I sacrifice regular sex.

Which is the dilemma here.

How can I keep her and not have her sabotage my weight loss??

You should dump her and find someone who doesn't eat cheesecake to hump.

Beastette

Sooo much good advice here. Nothing to add. Carry on, gents.

Crankstr

you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

there goes my night...I'd just bought strawberries, whipped cream, candles and hershey bars...

share? :flowerforyou:

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

Hi guys

I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?

You're sabotaging yourself. Just bang her. Don't hang and eat with her.

Not even sure why this thread continues after this most solid piece of advice.

Cait_Sidhe

OP is getting laid. We get it.