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The little things that suck about being single...

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd rather pay someone to do it.

    I also have a large number of batteries.

    Pfft, I don't need to be in a relationship.

    Maybe the take-away from this is that I'm cheap? :blushing:

    Hell! Stand around the shop liek that, and you won't have to pay to get your maintenance done.
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Your mama was a snowblower.

    And I'm Mr. Snow!

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    Excellent!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.

    :yawn: please don't talk about waffles on MFP

    *shudders*
  • JonathonMars
    JonathonMars Posts: 358 Member
    "No man shall possess me."
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    (looks down).. its not so little

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  • legnarevocrednu
    legnarevocrednu Posts: 467 Member
    I don't know if anyone else said this, but the only time I dislike being single is when I need a dress zipped up in the back or jewelry put on haha.
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.

    :yawn: please don't talk about waffles on MFP

    *shudders*
    LOL
  • Grundle_Raspberries
    Grundle_Raspberries Posts: 94
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.

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  • Llorraine11
    Llorraine11 Posts: 350 Member
    i love being single...but i love my boy friend too
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.

    Soggy waffles???
  • Grundle_Raspberries
    Grundle_Raspberries Posts: 94
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.

    :yawn: please don't talk about waffles on MFP

    *shudders*

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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Occasionally there's a certain spot on my back that itches and I can't scratch it.

    That's about it.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    I just miss having an excuse to stay in bed all Saturday/Sunday morning...and making someone else carry the 50lb container of cat litter up the stairs for me.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I can fix my snow blower

    And I don't need batteries.

    But still, there are times having a SO would be good.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    I just miss having an excuse to stay all Saturday/Sunday morning...and making someone else carry the 50lb container of cat litter up the stairs for me.

    Cat's. OHHHH now we get it.
  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
    Snugglef@ck:

    a transition from napping/cuddling to sensual foreplay.
    follwed by passionate, rough sex .... aka , I really want to hold
    you and be close but lets go to pound town on the f@ck truck ..


    Yea thats what I miss
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    No cuddles or nookie. That's about it, I'm good with everything else. Being single is mostly great.
  • cutchro
    cutchro Posts: 396 Member
    Lack of cuddling and waffles.

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    I love cheetohs!!!!
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    The only thing I have observed isn't really something that "sucks"about being single, but I honestly feel like when I am in a relationship ALL KINDS OF MEN come out of the woodwork and want to pursue me. But when I'm single, its absolutely not the case.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    I just miss having an excuse to stay all Saturday/Sunday morning...and making someone else carry the 50lb container of cat litter up the stairs for me.

    Cat's. OHHHH now we get it.

    Just one, smart *kitten*. I realize that I totally set myself up for that one though.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Why didn't you offer him a steak dinner to inspect and lubricate your chassis?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I just miss having an excuse to stay all Saturday/Sunday morning...and making someone else carry the 50lb container of cat litter up the stairs for me.

    Cat's. OHHHH now we get it.

    Just one, smart *kitten*.

    It always starts with one.
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
    I miss someone else helping to pay bills. Sex...sure. Someone to watch movies with or go to dinner with, alright....but really, bills.
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member

    The good news is, I offered him a sammich and a beer... snowblower fixed.
    Snowblower...is that what they call it where you're from?
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
    Your mama was a snowblower.

    And I'm Mr. Snow!

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    Snugglef@ck:

    a transition from napping/cuddling to sensual foreplay.
    follwed by passionate, rough sex .... aka , I really want to hold
    you and be close but lets go to pound town on the f@ck truck ..


    Yea thats what I miss

    damn you .... now I need a cold shower!
  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
    I'm in a loving relationship with a woman i'm probably gonna marry. I still want a second girlfriend for when my primary is at school or work, or just so we have an excuse to get a larger couch and a king-sized bed. .
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I miss someone else helping to pay bills. Sex...sure. Someone to watch movies with or go to dinner with, alright....but really, bills.

    :huh:
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    I just miss having an excuse to stay all Saturday/Sunday morning...and making someone else carry the 50lb container of cat litter up the stairs for me.

    Cat's. OHHHH now we get it.

    Just one, smart *kitten*. I realize that I totally set myself up for that one though.

    I wasn't going to mention I have a cat...and I'm single....worst is when I forget bout buying the stupid thing food and have to run to Walgreens at like 9pm at night b/c it won't shut up. So here I am at walgreens, at night, in my pjs, buying cat food....I feel like I have failed at life at that point
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