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Why women gain weight

MissingMinnesota
Posts: 7,486 Member
I just got this email and I thought it was cute and I wanted to share with ya'll.
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart *kitten* ' came from!
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart *kitten* ' came from!
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like!:laugh:0
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LOL. So as we lose weight are we getting dumber? :P0
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thanks for the laugh...I'm feeling pretty smart today! :laugh:0
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:laugh:0
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:laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: That's funny. I'd prefer to be a little less smart though. :laugh:0
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That was good. I needed a laugh today.0
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