Arrival of the orange people

MSeel1984

It's almost spring...and here come the orange people...AKA Oompah Loompahs...AKA fake tanners.

Yesterday at the gym I saw a girl that I kid you not, was orange from her neck down and her face was pale as mine...

Why...I have to ask, why do people do this? Are they not aware of how bad they look?

I know I'm pale. The only time I got a tan was on my honeymoon in Cancun last year...I embrace my Irish pale skin...it is who I am. I understand tanning naturally in the sun...carcinogens be damned...

But why do people insist on the spray tan look? I have yet to see anyone that looks good that way. Is it just me.

Clearly gonna get some angry orange people responding here but...Pretty sure I don't care.