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Won't you play with my ding a ling?

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  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    no lie this brings up childhood memories of funny jokes my family would tell.. i would actually sing this song when i was like 13 ahha it made me laugh sooo much...

    i thought we made this song up but i guess not haha.... yes i grew up in a weird household lol but this was funny and catchy..
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    Jimmy Buffet "Why don't we get drunk and screw"

    Classic song and always makes me smile! :bigsmile:



    Love that song!!!! Cheers!! :drinker:

    Cheers back at ya! :drinker: Is it closing time yet? I'm ready for my friday cheat beer :tongue:



    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.......... (get what I just did there??)
  • Ih8thedreadmill
    Ih8thedreadmill Posts: 46 Member
    You p**s me off!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmJbuvl1_O4

    Hows your whole?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U65_0TlycIw

    :):laugh:
  • MayMaydoesntrun
    MayMaydoesntrun Posts: 805 Member
    I'm An *kitten* by Denis Leary

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    "Strokin" by Clarence Carter


    The other night I was strokin' my woman
    And it got good to her, you know what she told me
    Let me tell you what she told me, she said

    "Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
    If my stuff ain't tight enough you can stick it up my xxx!"

    I be strokn'
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    I stroke it to the North,
    I stroke it to the South,
    I stroke it everywhere,
    I even stroke in her ________!
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    If you like the pu*sy cat song, you'll love this!

    I Wanna Be a Gynecologist by Biker Joe Warren

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=W62Tkiu9tJg
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Thrift Shop - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Ohh.. There are several beyond many mentioned here already.


    Tribute - Tenacious D
    Fock Her Gently - Tenacious D
  • Lonewolf1507
    Lonewolf1507 Posts: 507 Member
    One just played on the radio here in England, from when I was a child in the 70's, Where's My Shirt by Ken Dodd.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=CejKxTc3sc4

    Andy
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    Sam Kinison - Wild Thing


    Everytime I kiss you I taste what other men had for lunch but I think I love you !

    http://youtu.be/mwNW8lqe1tk

    SamKinison-WildThing.jpg
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    Flogging Molly - *kitten* You I'm Drunk
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    The ***** Cat Song

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHv2mHW-1WE

    I love this song. Asylum Street spankers do it up nice.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    Asylum Street Spankers has an entire CD called dirty ditties. Some of the songs include:

    The *kitten* song
    The ***** cat song
    If you love me, you'll sleep on the wet spot
    Everybody's f'en but me
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    theres some naughty folks around here.

    Duh, it's the weekly Naughty Friday Club meeting.

    Card holder here!!!

    Well hell, I missed your initiation. :grumble: :wink:
  • Ilovevwgolf
    Ilovevwgolf Posts: 564 Member
    "Dedication To My Ex (Miss That)" (feat. Andre 3000, narrated by Lil Wayne)

    and the lyrics (explicit version) includes ..

    "She, she used to be a really special lady (my everything)
    I guess she's feeling kinda freaky lately
    It's such a shame 'cause now the p.uss.y's changed (p.uss.y's changed)
    She used to squeeze me
    Grip me tight and now so she can please me
    But now, now that p.uss.y's changed
    It's such a shame, that p.uss.y's changed"

    I laughed so much when I heard it for the first time! :laugh: Straight to the point!
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper I Cryin Bloodhound Gang

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper I Cryin Bloodhound Gang

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw

    http://youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M <
    its like he is singing directly to you
    > lankyyankee
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    220px-DingDongSongCover.jpg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

    you touch my tra-la-la....my ding-ding-dong....
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    @run You had me at the glittery weave

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