CRAZIEST DATES! Post 'Em Up!

j4nash

What's the craziest/worst date you've been on?

I went on a date once where it ended with the girl telling me to f' off, said that I didn't care that she was going to go home and cry to her mother, and storming off making a scene in front of the whole restaurant.

This is after her telling me how she lost her virginity, that she locked herself in her dorm room for 6 weeks after her first boyfriend broke up with her, how she wanted to get married tomorrow, making fun of everyone around her. Then proceeded to lay out the rules of a relationship, what a mans role and a woman's role was based upon psychology that she studied. She then told me that every guy at her work wanted to date her and then lost her focus because a baby stroller whisked by and all she could do was make goo goo gaga noises. She then asked me what she was saying and I said "you were telling me how every guy at work hits on you" to which she responded "wtf did you say? hit on me? What do you think I am, some piece of meat? maybe I should just go outside with my co-workers, bend over and get" (fill in the blank). apparently men wanting to date and getting hit on was different in her eyes.. semantics. I then made the fatal mistake of folding up my napkin and putting it on the table, the signal to leave to which she went bat-*kitten* crazy. this was my first date after being in a relationship for 6 years. Yay for dating!

MightyDomo

Whoa mama, that chick sounds like a psycho! At least you found out now rather than later lol.

Can't say I have had too many crazy dates in my life, but your certainly sounds like a crazyland winner.

DispatcherLangmaid

Wow that is a crazy date! My bad date was when the guy kept calling me "Kaitlyn" (which is not my name) I corrected him once but everytime after that I didn't. We went out to eat and he kepted talking about video games. I pretended to get a text from my sister that she was in an accident so we could leave. I then received texts and calls from him for 2 months.....I didn't answer any of them.

krislyn84

Absolute worst one ended with me being cornered in the bathroom by his MUCH bigger than me fiance's sister. I finally convinced her that I had no idea that he was even seeing anyone so she let me go. When I got back to our table I asked him if he was engaged. He said "no, why?" I said, "Because Laura just cornered me in the bathroom." He immediately picked up his cell phone and called his fiance who lived 6 hours away. Drive home was awkward.

SquidandWhale

I got left at the top of a mountain once. Luckily some nice, non-rapey/murderous hiker types took pity on me.

xXxHBICxXx

I went on a date with a guy I had known for a couple years, we were really good friends and then he asked me out on valentines day. I liked him, but I thought we were better as friends but he really just wanted me to give him a chance so I did. He had just moved into an apartment like the week before V-day and wanted me to come see it, but before we were supposed to do that we went out to dinner seen a movie then to the mall (I was 16, he was 18) right when we got into the mall he walked me into victoria's secret found a sales lady and said "Can you help her pick out something sexy, she a size 8" I had never EVER told anyone my size and we hadn't even kissed yet ..... I was like umm .... take me home.

Cameron_1969

I had a girl offer herself to me if only I would disavow God. . She kept telling me: "Just say it. . there is no God. .say it!". It was clear that this was a condition of her continued affections. . I told her "no way I'm saying that!". . So she flipped and called a taxi. . I convinced her to let me drive her back to her car. . then she started crying in the car and said she couldn't understand how I could be so stupid. When we got to her car, which was at my apartment complex, she pushed me up against the wall and begged me to take her inside. I couldn't because my kid was inside with the baby-sitter (who happened to be my ex-wife! lol).. .By then, I was just wanting the whole silly thing to end.. I walked her to her car and she demanded I get in and go to her place. . I declined. . .So. .yeah. . I went on a date with Satan. .