May your flatulence be carbon neutral

Jalith75

Blessings and curses for all occasions!

My favourite curses:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

or

May you be the recipient of a sweaty man hug.


Favourite blessings:

May your carpet burns attract the quiet admiration of your peers

or perhaps

May your loins firm up at precisely the right moment to ensure your place in history