Warning: Whining ahead!!

ican♥and♥iwill

I miss my boobies. (

85 lbs ago I had HUGE boobs. Now they just lok like deflated balloons.

(I know the arguments, "Would you rather be healthy? Or have big boobs?) Well damnit! I want BOTH!!

It's almost TOM, so I'm feeling all emotional and PMSy... and plus I have to buy a new bathing suit, which is depressing in itself.

Le sigh.

At least it's almost the weekend, right?

xecila

You've lost 85lbs! You get to buy a BATHING SUIT! Be proud of yourself! Maybe I don't know, because I'm not there yet.. but I can tell you 85lbs off my body would be a blessing. I don't care where they take it from.

tinabosquez

I know my friend~ If I could give some of those honkers, I sure would~ lol I am begging the lord to shrink mine, as I lose weight. I told you, while doing jump-n-jacks, I almost blacked my own eye. This is my idea.....just go, get a push up, padded bra and see how they look then? Just a thought. Just be careful around the 4th of july, if you are going to get padded gel ones. I had a friend who had the gel ones on, and a firecracker shot at her, making her bra padding explode. Yeah, it was the funniest thing I ever seen in my life, but thank god she had that bra on, or she could have burned off a nip or something.

carrieberrie

I was a 36D now I'm like a 34B, I'm getting married in 15 days and need to really stuff my dress. Thats one thing I miss!! ;(

EmilysMommy

Sweetie I would gladly give you some of mine, I have enough to share, I just had to buy new bras and I had to go up a size so now I am in a size "H". I am also asking the lord to shave a size or two off with the weight loss but I haven't lost enough for it to show yet. Congrats on the 85 pound lost, that is amazing! May I suggest a water bra?

cbnorris

I know my friend~ If I could give some of those honkers, I sure would~ lol I am begging the lord to shrink mine, as I lose weight. I told you, while doing jump-n-jacks, I almost blacked my own eye. This is my idea.....just go, get a push up, padded bra and see how they look then? Just a thought. Just be careful around the 4th of july, if you are going to get padded gel ones. I had a friend who had the gel ones on, and a firecracker shot at her, making her bra padding explode. Yeah, it was the funniest thing I ever seen in my life, but thank god she had that bra on, or she could have burned off a nip or something.

omg that is hilarious!

weidner

I know my friend~ If I could give some of those honkers, I sure would~ lol I am begging the lord to shrink mine, as I lose weight. I told you, while doing jump-n-jacks, I almost blacked my own eye. This is my idea.....just go, get a push up, padded bra and see how they look then? Just a thought. Just be careful around the 4th of july, if you are going to get padded gel ones. I had a friend who had the gel ones on, and a firecracker shot at her, making her bra padding explode. Yeah, it was the funniest thing I ever seen in my life, but thank god she had that bra on, or she could have burned off a nip or something.

LOVE THIS!!!!!!

ican♥and♥iwill

Dear boobies,

Please stop shrinking. Like asap. You're making me really hate this whole losing weight thing. I love you guys, please don't leave me!!!

Signed,
A sad person looking into plastics.







Dear belly,

That letter I just wrote, DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU!! Feel free to leave at any time, or at least tighten up!! Seriously, we've had some good years together, but I'm going for that "smoking hot 23 year old" look not the "fat bitter divorced mom" look.

Please go away.

Signed,
Person tired of carrying extra luggage.

ican♥and♥iwill

I know my friend~ If I could give some of those honkers, I sure would~ lol I am begging the lord to shrink mine, as I lose weight. I told you, while doing jump-n-jacks, I almost blacked my own eye. This is my idea.....just go, get a push up, padded bra and see how they look then? Just a thought. Just be careful around the 4th of july, if you are going to get padded gel ones. I had a friend who had the gel ones on, and a firecracker shot at her, making her bra padding explode. Yeah, it was the funniest thing I ever seen in my life, but thank god she had that bra on, or she could have burned off a nip or something.

You're so funny Tina!! This is why I love you!

drvvork

ROTFL I'm sorry ladies... I have to :laugh: - I wish I had something to lose! :flowerforyou: Reading your dilemmas I have to admit I find entertaining. I've gone from a trainer-A to a (flap of skin) trainer-AA ... I do wish I had my A's back - at least there was something to put in a bra. :bigsmile:

sonjavon

Dear boobies,

Please stop shrinking. Like asap. You're making me really hate this whole losing weight thing. I love you guys, please don't leave me!!!

Signed,
A sad person looking into plastics.







Dear belly,

That letter I just wrote, DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU!! Feel free to leave at any time, or at least tighten up!! Seriously, we've had some good years together, but I'm going for that "smoking hot 23 year old" look not the "fat bitter divorced mom" look.

Please go away.

Signed,
Person tired of carrying extra luggage.

Better yet... belly... you don't have to move out - just move UP!

EmilysMommy

Dear boobies,

Please stop shrinking. Like asap. You're making me really hate this whole losing weight thing. I love you guys, please don't leave me!!!

Signed,
A sad person looking into plastics.






Dear belly,

That letter I just wrote, DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU!! Feel free to leave at any time, or at least tighten up!! Seriously, we've had some good years together, but I'm going for that "smoking hot 23 year old" look not the "fat bitter divorced mom" look.

Please go away.

Signed,
Person tired of carrying extra luggage.

Better yet... belly... you don't have to move out - just move UP!

That's a good solution

rb32497

I love boobies lol