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ShunkyDave
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To the young gentleman that stood before me through my entire 3-10 set of inclined bench presses today:
No, I don't want to look at you for the next five minutes. No, I do not believe you are unfamiliar with the arrangement of pulleys on the butterfly machine. No, I do not swing that way. No, I am not impressed that you move the weights higher and higher, all without actually sitting down and doing anything. No, I'm about ready to tell you to get out of the way.
Am I right ladies? It's like a meat locker in here!
Should I be flattered?
I'll shut up now.
No, I don't want to look at you for the next five minutes. No, I do not believe you are unfamiliar with the arrangement of pulleys on the butterfly machine. No, I do not swing that way. No, I am not impressed that you move the weights higher and higher, all without actually sitting down and doing anything. No, I'm about ready to tell you to get out of the way.
Am I right ladies? It's like a meat locker in here!
Should I be flattered?
I'll shut up now.
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Haha! So true! I hate that I can't go into the weight room at the gym without blushing and having to keep my eyes to the floor.0
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What?
Can someone translate that for me?0 -
What?
Can someone translate that for me?
QFT0 -
What?
Can someone translate that for me?
Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.0 -
Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.
LMFAO0 -
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I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies0
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LMAO PERFECT..0 -
Protection from what? Ze Germans?0
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You must be in the wrong gym.0
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Protection from what? Ze Germans?
Vaat?0 -
Protection from what? Ze Germans?
It wasn't over when the bombed Pearl Harbor.0 -
Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.
that is the correct answer!!!!0 -
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I thought that if I stood there long enough you'd notice me.
I thought that maybe there was something missing in your life.
Congratulations on your set, it was fantastic.
But really, is it too much to ask to return a little harmless flirtation?
I know you saw me, saw me watching.
Don't pretend you didn't like it.
Also I was just there to work out so I'm sorry about your repressed homosexuality.
Truly yours,
-Other guy at the gym.0 -
It wasn't over when the bombed Pearl Harbor.
Hell no! Nothing is over until we decide it is!0 -
I thought that if I stood there long enough you'd notice me.
I thought that maybe there was something missing in your life.
Congratulations on your set, it was fantastic.
But really, is it too much to ask to return a little harmless flirtation?
I know you saw me, saw me watching.
Don't pretend you didn't like it.
Also I was just there to work out so I'm sorry about your repressed homosexuality.
Truly yours,
-Other guy at the gym.
LOL Nice!0 -
Maybe you had a nut slip out. on the 3rd rep of the ist set.0
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Oh my :blushing: LMAO weeeeeinerrrrrrrrrrs!0 -
I snorted aloud seeing this, and my boyfriend peeked over from his computer and immediately said "that's so hot. Hotdog bukkake."0 -
Also...No, I do not swing that way.
No need to flatter yourself, boo.0 -
typical.0
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From the establishment. "70s" hippie.0
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omg hahhhahahahaha0 -
I'm actually an official landmark...0
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I think you meant to post this on Craigslist Missed Connections.0
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