No, you are not a sight to see

ShunkyDave
ShunkyDave Posts: 190 Member
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To the young gentleman that stood before me through my entire 3-10 set of inclined bench presses today:

No, I don't want to look at you for the next five minutes. No, I do not believe you are unfamiliar with the arrangement of pulleys on the butterfly machine. No, I do not swing that way. No, I am not impressed that you move the weights higher and higher, all without actually sitting down and doing anything. No, I'm about ready to tell you to get out of the way.

Am I right ladies? It's like a meat locker in here!

Should I be flattered?

I'll shut up now.
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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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  • rebekahheiner
    rebekahheiner Posts: 38 Member
    Haha! So true! I hate that I can't go into the weight room at the gym without blushing and having to keep my eyes to the floor.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    QFT
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.
  • VeeBethTris
    VeeBethTris Posts: 301 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    LMFAO
  • Micahroni84
    Micahroni84 Posts: 452 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    :laugh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    LMAO PERFECT..
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Protection from what? Ze Germans?
  • MattTheWaterRat
    MattTheWaterRat Posts: 167 Member
    You must be in the wrong gym.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    Vaat?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    It wasn't over when the bombed Pearl Harbor.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    that is the correct answer!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I thought that if I stood there long enough you'd notice me.
    I thought that maybe there was something missing in your life.
    Congratulations on your set, it was fantastic.
    But really, is it too much to ask to return a little harmless flirtation?
    I know you saw me, saw me watching.
    Don't pretend you didn't like it.
    Also I was just there to work out so I'm sorry about your repressed homosexuality.
    Truly yours,
    -Other guy at the gym.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    It wasn't over when the bombed Pearl Harbor.

    Hell no! Nothing is over until we decide it is!
  • ShunkyDave
    ShunkyDave Posts: 190 Member
    I thought that if I stood there long enough you'd notice me.
    I thought that maybe there was something missing in your life.
    Congratulations on your set, it was fantastic.
    But really, is it too much to ask to return a little harmless flirtation?
    I know you saw me, saw me watching.
    Don't pretend you didn't like it.
    Also I was just there to work out so I'm sorry about your repressed homosexuality.
    Truly yours,
    -Other guy at the gym.

    LOL Nice!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Maybe you had a nut slip out. on the 3rd rep of the ist set.
  • LowFatMama
    LowFatMama Posts: 625 Member
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    Oh my :blushing: LMAO weeeeeinerrrrrrrrrrs!
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    I snorted aloud seeing this, and my boyfriend peeked over from his computer and immediately said "that's so hot. Hotdog bukkake."
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
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    Also...
    No, I do not swing that way.

    No need to flatter yourself, boo.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    typical.
  • carolstartingover
    carolstartingover Posts: 83 Member
    From the establishment. "70s" hippie.
  • vanessagumdrop
    vanessagumdrop Posts: 9
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    omg hahhhahahahaha
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I'm actually an official landmark...
  • Lupercalia
    Lupercalia Posts: 1,857 Member
    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    :flowerforyou: :laugh:
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    I think you meant to post this on Craigslist Missed Connections.

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