I'm bored. Let's tell a story

Caged_Heat

I'm bored. Let's tell a story... one sentence at a time. I'll start...


I'm sitting in a coffee shop, texting a friend.

n2thenight24

When I look up and notice, the girl of my dreams walking in.

whierd

But she has a unibrow, so I pass.

justgowithit17

but she has a really nice body, so i just paper bag her.

n2thenight24

But start to change my mind, when I see that *kitten*

(my stuff rhymes, cuz I'm awesome)

MyChocolateDiet

but i think it might slip so i bag myself too

Caged_Heat

The waitress asks us why we are wearing paper bags.

n2thenight24

And we tell her it's the new fashion, and ask if she follows the trends.

justgowithit17

but the waitress doesn't believe them so she kicks them out of the coffee shop

MyChocolateDiet

but it's easy because they have already become "connected" so they leave in one fell swoop of her boot.

Caged_Heat

And then this really good-looking guy comes in the coffee shop.

n2thenight24

But we all keep running into walls and can't get out, because we can't see.

n2thenight24

This isn't going very smoothly.

MyChocolateDiet

so we duck in behind a trash dumpster

Caged_Heat

This isn't going very smoothly.

Keep it simple...

whierd

And we find a homeless guy that tells really interesting stories

MyChocolateDiet

and we give him some change, but he insists on thanking us "face to face"

Caged_Heat

So we take the bags off our heads.

justgowithit17

they then find out that the homeless guy isn't really homeless...in fact he is a billionaire and decides to give them a million dollars for being so nice

MyChocolateDiet

and for Ziba...THE END!

Caged_Heat

So we leave the movie theatre.

justgowithit17

and then there is an earthquake and everyone dies! the end!

whierd

And the earthquake sets nuclear power plants into meltdown. Nuclear winter ensues.

FitBlackChick

And causes mushrooms to grow

justgowithit17

and then ke$ha appears out of nowhere and eats the mushrooms

MyChocolateDiet

and then her ke$sha$$ grows like alice in wonderland, but bigger.

whierd

But she can't fit through any doors. So she has to get surgery.

justgowithit17

the surgery doesn't go well...

whierd

And she ends up with a goats body from the waist down, turning her into a satyr.

MyChocolateDiet

and everyone from MFP hates on her for having an *kitten* reduction questioning her self-esteem and judgement

whierd

But then she starts to lift heavy, doing squats and deadlifts