Anyone have any really bad jokes?

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Dani_wants_to_be_fit
Dani_wants_to_be_fit Posts: 550 Member
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So my friends a little down and I said I would send him a cheesy/corny joke a day and he decided to mark them out of 10. I am yet to make it past 4 on his marks!

What is the worst joke you heard that actually made you laugh?

I'm aiming to make it to 7 at least T.T
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