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Rays_Wife
Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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And in your friend request, you may answer either riddle 1 or riddle 2:

1) "If I was riding down the street in my canoe and all four wheels fell off, how many watermelons could I fit in a doghouse?"

2) "Do you walk to work or bring your lunch?"

kthanxbai
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Purple, because aliens don't wear hats?
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,141 Member
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    I'm unable to help atm.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    Is Ray hot?
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
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    Its always nice to wear your umbrella hat in pickle storms.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Is Ray hot?

    This. I'll send a FR if he is.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
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    I believe your request is a rhetorical question, how on earth could watermelons fit in a doghouse where I'm licking myself inappropriately? I'm a pretty big guy and not into insertion so ..... yeah, totally self explanatory.. Muahahaha
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Is Ray hot?

    You're in
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Maybe if you were Ray himself. I want the entree, not the side dish.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Purple, because aliens don't wear hats?

    Close
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Those questions are not demented and therefore will not attract your target demographic.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Maybe if you were Ray himself. I want the entree, not the side dish.

    bwahahahahaha:smokin: :devil: :heart: :heart:
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Maybe if you were Ray himself. I want the entree, not the side dish.

    unless it's cucumber...if the side dish is cucumber...sometimes that trumps the entree meat portion....

    just sometimes.
  • AmandaPandah
    AmandaPandah Posts: 222 Member
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    24368907.jpg

    minus the thanks.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Those questions are not demented and therefore will not attract your target demographic.

    Figs are gross.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Maybe if you were Ray himself. I want the entree, not the side dish.

    unless it's cucumber...if the side dish is cucumber...sometimes that trumps the entree meat portion....

    just sometimes.

    Yeah, cheesy bread is pretty good too.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    I see all females in your first six friends. You must be a girl collector. I am not fooled.
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
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    Barbed wire wrapped around a lollypop, because social anxieties cure hunger pains
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Maybe if you were Ray himself. I want the entree, not the side dish.

    unless it's cucumber...if the side dish is cucumber...sometimes that trumps the entree meat portion....

    just sometimes.

    Yeah, cheesy bread is pretty good too.

    true story.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Its always nice to wear your umbrella hat in pickle storms.

    I KNOW, RIGHT??? :happy:

    umbrella-hat-1-sz-1908lar_zpsdda3238a.jpg
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Barbed wire wrapped around a lollypop, because social anxieties cure hunger pains

    That is the most romantic thing I've ever heard. :love: :love:

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