the importance of reading labels

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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Bought this ice cream. It looked good.
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Didn't read the label. Turns out it's has "65% less fat" and "45% less calories".

What a screw up. :sad:

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  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Huh, false advertising. I don't see any labels that say "low fat" or "this will taste like crap" or "why are you even buying this?" on it. You should totally sue them.
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    But it looks so calorie laden!!?
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    Take solace in the chocolate and peanuts ;)
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    Nooooooooooo!

    Perhaps try serving atop peanut butter cups.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Bought this ice cream. It looked good.
    Breyers_Blasts_Reeses-300x227.jpg

    Didn't read the label. Turns out it's has "65% less fat" and "45% less calories".

    What a screw up. :sad:

    in Siberia, small children routinely go to bed at night without ANY ice cream at all.

    be grateful for what you have. maybe chug a mug of bacon grease afterward to meet your fat macro.

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  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    You gon' hafta get glasses to read the fine print.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Your first clue should have been that 65% + 45% = 110%. Obvious false advertising! Math is your friend.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I won't sugar coat this (which is what you should have done to your "ice cream"). You ****ed up. Badly. But we'll work together and fix this egregious error. There is something that you can buy at the store and put on top of your ice cream and all will be right with the world again,

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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Rookie mistake, Taso. I am disappoint.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    I like Blue Bell's No Sugar Added Vanilla, and I'm not afraid to admit it...

    Besides, it gives me good ammo.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
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  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Didn't read the label. Turns out it's has "65% less fat" and "45% less calories".

    What a screw up. :sad:

    That sucks. Which chemicals are in it instead? Please dont tell me they left out Yellow Dye #3.

    Whatever happened to old fashioned Reeses Cup Ice Cream?

    Squeeze cows titty, mix with sugar, add cocoa, and peanut butter. Mix and freeze. WTF?
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    If you paid for all the fat and all the calories then you definitely got ripped off! Just trouble shooting, if you have some double-stuff Oreos, add some to the icecream. The double stuff should make up for what the icecream is lacking. I think u learned your lesson, buyer beware.
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    not even bacon will fix this, don't even attempt to add oreos, just throw it away
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    If you paid for all the fat and all the calories then you definitely got ripped off! Just trouble shooting, if you have some double-stuff Oreos, add some to the icecream. The double stuff should make up for what the icecream is lacking. I think u learned your lesson, buyer beware.

    NO NO NO!!! You cannot contaminate Reese's with Oreo's. Who said eat it on top of peanut butter cups? She had the right idea!
  • lawtechie
    lawtechie Posts: 708 Member
    If you paid for all the fat and all the calories then you definitely got ripped off! Just trouble shooting, if you have some double-stuff Oreos, add some to the icecream. The double stuff should make up for what the icecream is lacking. I think u learned your lesson, buyer beware.

    Hell w/ double. Go triple! They make triple stuffed oreo's now. Cream all the way.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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  • LucieMarie77
    LucieMarie77 Posts: 33
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    ohh you are such a tease,,,hahahahaha
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
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    This is porn. I'm going to have to report you to the mods.
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    I think u learned your lesson, buyer beware.

    More like BREYERS BEWARE amirightguys?

    ...okay sorry I'll leave.
  • cheninaerin
    cheninaerin Posts: 86
    the gifs so far are priceless
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    ohh you are such a tease,,,hahahahaha
    :heart: :blushing:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Such a waste of perfectly good ice cream :cry:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    This is porn. I'm going to have to report you to the mods.
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  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Did it at least taste good??
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Did it at least taste good??

    no. it was overly sweet.

    my usual brand is Dreyer's Rich & Creamy Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup. This Reeses crap is no comparison.
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Nooooooooooo!

    Perhaps try serving atop peanut butter cups.

    I :heart: you.
  • Tobi1013
    Tobi1013 Posts: 732 Member
    I think u learned your lesson, buyer beware.

    More like BREYERS BEWARE amirightguys?

    ...okay sorry I'll leave.

    The gifs are awesome, but this is the one that had my coworkers asking if I was okay! HILARIOUS!!!!!!

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