When The Calories Don't Count

Ok so theres this game my friends play during a very stressful year where we would come up for reasons why the calories didnt count here are the ones I can think of ... Please extend the list :laugh:

- When the cookie is broken cos the calories fall out
- When your upset or stressed
- When they are samples
- When you share with friends
- When nobody sees
- When you lick the bowl
- When its someone elses food and you're 'just trying it'

... oh well hope to see some more

Cheers
Laice