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djfriedman81
djfriedman81 Posts: 125
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I am moving in the next month and could use a bunch of friends to help me move all of my furniture. I will not be paying you, nor will you receive any bacon, beer, or cookies for your service. After we move I problably will not talk to you ever again. any takers?

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Yes. However you should know that I will be burying you under the floorboards of your new flat and will be assuming your identity. Cool?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    will you bang me first?
  • ericmessier
    ericmessier Posts: 235 Member
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    Is this real life?
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
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    Yes. However you should know that I will be burying you under the floorboards of your new flat and will be assuming your identity. Cool?


    yea that works for me
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Yes. However you should know that I will be burying you under the floorboards of your new flat and will be assuming your identity. Cool?


    yea that works for me

    Really? You went for that instead of banging the hot chick? Really???
    Your twisted dude. SMH
  • caspergirl7
    caspergirl7 Posts: 590 Member
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    Yes. However you should know that I will be burying you under the floorboards of your new flat and will be assuming your identity. Cool?


    yea that works for me

    Really? You went for that instead of banging the hot chick? Really???
    Your twisted dude. SMH

    lmao!!!
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
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    Yes. However you should know that I will be burying you under the floorboards of your new flat and will be assuming your identity. Cool?


    yea that works for me

    Really? You went for that instead of banging the hot chick? Really???
    Your twisted dude. SMH


    you look like you could carry more furniture
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    you're such a hor ot, jac.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    YES.gif

    I love how emphatically she says "yes" that her boobs move. Thank you for that.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    YES.gif

    I love how emphatically she says "yes" that her boobs move. Thank you for that.
    You're welcome, that was the part I loved too.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    OMG what is wrong with you?? Hire some movers like everyone else!!!
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
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    OMG what is wrong with you?? Hire some movers like everyone else!!!

    why would I pay movers when I can get someone else to do if for free...all I have to do is bang jbutterflye and let dirtnap murder me, burry me under the floor boards and assume my identity and all my **** is moved for free
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    *shakes her head and leaves this stupid thread**

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