Step Right Up, Folks! (Infomercial)

Willowana

Get yer diet and exercise here! Do YOU suffer from the bulge? Flabby arms? Aren't you TIRED of being tired? Our research here at the Duh, Inc. company suggests that we have found a brand new way of battling that bulge and getting that extra edge at work.

Most people pay thousands of dollars for a program like this. But, we're not even selling this for $500 or $200. Not even three easy installments of $19.99!

If you call now, we will GIVE the program to you ABSOLUTELY FREE! Yes, folks you heard us right. THIS OFFER IS ABSOLUTELY FREE!

But wait! There's more! If you call within the next five minutes, we'll throw in:

Better breathing
Faster metabolism
More stamina
Increased lean body mass
...and more attention from the opposite gender (andpossiblysamegender)

And we're so confident this program will help you shed all the pounds you want, that if you don't lose weight following our program within the first three months, we'll GIVE you a three month's supply of your most favorite placebo, absolutely FREE! So, what are you waiting for folks! Get off your rump, and give us a call today to get your FREE diet and exercise TODAY! And finally say goodbye to that unsightly fat forever!

1-800-EAT-RIGHT


(Disclaimer: Results may vary based upon the participant's ability to not measure, log their food, or lie to themselves.)