I died today because...
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these feels very unnecessarily negative0
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I died today because I didn't have a single ounce of "pure" water. My desiccated body turned to dust and blew away in the breeze.0
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Is this where we talk about raspberry ketones and Dr. Oz and Green Coffee Bean?0
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Yes, we do.0
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Is this where we talk about raspberry ketones and Dr. Oz and Green Coffee Bean?
Thank you.. I just shot water through my nose reading this.. no need for a sinus rinse now!0 -
i died today because i saw myself in a bikini.0
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I lived today.0
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I died and went to heaven today when I ate my first Whataburger in weeks.0
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these feels very unnecessarily negative
It is cynical, to be sure. It's a snarky way for us to let loose in on things that frustrate us Not meant to be negative as in "death death errawhere", more like "ZOMG I WENT A CALORIE OVER THE MFP ALLOTTED GOAL AND NOW I AM DEAD"0 -
I lived today.
same...knock on wood0 -
I live everyday...why die when there is so much to live for?0
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I drank diet soda and breathed regular air. I'm now gaining weight at a current rate of 2 lbs per minute.0
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I ate WAY under my calories and am plateaued so hard I may never lose another ounce. In fact, I may have injured my metablism so bad I will gain 2 lbs per minute like the previous poster lol0
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I drank diet soda and breathed regular air. I'm now gaining weight at a current rate of 2 lbs per minute.
Mahaha, fantastic. I chortled.0 -
I died today because I ate french fries and I haven't peed out the fat. I keep checking the toilet for greasy residue- NOTHING.0
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I farted and it was so raunchy it knocked me over... and i did not have time to paint both hands, so went to work and out with only 5 nails nicely painted and looking pretty. ...does any of that count?!0
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I died today because I forgot my lunch at home and spent my lunch hour running round town trying to find something cheap and healthy.0
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Well, I didn't die today but I made an ugly face and it froze that way.0
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i died today because i thought i ate pudding ...turns out it was poison0
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I died today because Heather decided to share her pudding with me0
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