I died today because...

ohenry78
ohenry78 Posts: 228
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Pick something. My thought is using one of the many, ever-changing "evil food" or "evil nutrient" or whatever new thing is unhealthy today.

I died today because I had some sugar. I instantly exploded. It was a bad diet choice.
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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    these feels very unnecessarily negative
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    I died today because I didn't have a single ounce of "pure" water. My desiccated body turned to dust and blew away in the breeze.
  • Amy62575
    Amy62575 Posts: 422 Member
    Is this where we talk about raspberry ketones and Dr. Oz and Green Coffee Bean?
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
    Yes, we do.
  • zewolf77
    zewolf77 Posts: 173 Member
    Is this where we talk about raspberry ketones and Dr. Oz and Green Coffee Bean?

    Thank you.. I just shot water through my nose reading this.. no need for a sinus rinse now!
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    i died today because i saw myself in a bikini.
  • graveflower316
    graveflower316 Posts: 169 Member
    I lived today.
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    I died and went to heaven today when I ate my first Whataburger in weeks.
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
    these feels very unnecessarily negative

    It is cynical, to be sure. It's a snarky way for us to let loose in on things that frustrate us :) Not meant to be negative as in "death death errawhere", more like "ZOMG I WENT A CALORIE OVER THE MFP ALLOTTED GOAL AND NOW I AM DEAD" :)
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I lived today.

    same...knock on wood
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I live everyday...why die when there is so much to live for?
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    I drank diet soda and breathed regular air. I'm now gaining weight at a current rate of 2 lbs per minute.
  • chellebublz
    chellebublz Posts: 568 Member
    I ate WAY under my calories and am plateaued so hard I may never lose another ounce. In fact, I may have injured my metablism so bad I will gain 2 lbs per minute like the previous poster lol
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
    I drank diet soda and breathed regular air. I'm now gaining weight at a current rate of 2 lbs per minute.

    Mahaha, fantastic. I chortled.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    I died today because I ate french fries and I haven't peed out the fat. I keep checking the toilet for greasy residue- NOTHING.
  • amanda_catherine
    amanda_catherine Posts: 101
    I farted and it was so raunchy it knocked me over... and i did not have time to paint both hands, so went to work and out with only 5 nails nicely painted and looking pretty. ...does any of that count?!
  • Just2Bhappy
    Just2Bhappy Posts: 113 Member
    I died today because I forgot my lunch at home and spent my lunch hour running round town trying to find something cheap and healthy.
  • terriejones
    terriejones Posts: 518 Member
    Well, I didn't die today but I made an ugly face and it froze that way.
  • Heatherdawnxoxo
    Heatherdawnxoxo Posts: 60 Member
    i died today because i thought i ate pudding ...turns out it was poison
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
    I died today because Heather decided to share her pudding with me :(
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    I died today cuz my crush keeps acting like I mean nothing too him, Its probly time too move on.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    I ate a vegan snack and I'm worried I might be a vegan now. What am I going to I do with all the meat in my freezer??
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
    I almost died today in the grocery store when some little old lady who smelled like she bathed in perfume decided she wanted something from near where I was standing.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    I live everyday...why die when there is so much to live for?

    Out of the mouths of babes...
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I ate two sea salt almond dark chocolate squares and experienced "la petit mort" each time.

    ETA: said le instead of la. get those wrong a lot, in any language, lol.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I died today because I ate a cookie...AND a brownie...so I guess I died twice.:bigsmile: Although, I have to say I feel pretty spry for a dead chick...
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
    i died today because i ate 700 of my 1500 calories at 10 pm
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Today I died because ya'll couldnt handle my amazingness.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    I died today because I had artificial sweetner loads of it. I spontaneously combusted and at my funeral my family said, "If only she hadnt married a diabetic!"
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    I ate two sea salt almond dark chocolate squares and experienced "la petit mort" each time.

    ETA: said le instead of la. get those wrong a lot, in any language, lol.

    And I sound dumb when I say "du". I hate it... I think it's because I linger too long on the "u".

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