Can't believe the advice I heard given at work!
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Mutant13
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I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
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You forgot about green coffee bean extract, HCG drops and raspberry ketones. Sheesh!0
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haha men often seem to handle losing weight better than women! I don't know if it's that they eat less emotionally, or that they are more focused about losing weight or just can physically lose BF quicker than us? And they can eat more than most chicks and still lose. GRRR!! lol0
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You forgot about green coffee bean extract, HCG drops and raspberry ketones. Sheesh!
Well of course! But I assumed they were a given!0 -
How completely irresponsible!! Where were the shakes? the pills? the restrictions and the rules??
That man is a danger to society. Get him some HCG and a green coffee enema STAT.0 -
I know right?
I mean, like, it's none of my business but I just wanted to go and give him a shakeology flyer, or buy him a pair of fit flops!0 -
You totally need to buy him a shakeweight.
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And the ab roller so we can spot reduce all that fat!0
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Maybe some weight loss sunglasses?
http://inventorspot.com/articles/dieters_sunglasses_turn_your_appetite_121150 -
He also sounds the sort that will tell people that they shouldn't exercise for hours a day and then only eat 1200 calories. Like how are you supposed to lose weight if you don't do that !!!!0
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Wow.
Too much stupid... I can't even.... I think that might have broken me0 -
He also sounds the sort that will tell people that they shouldn't exercise for hours a day and then only eat 1200 calories. Like how are you supposed to lose weight if you don't do that !!!!
Ha! Exactly!
I like to aim for negative calories everyday0 -
Sigh, another man hating thread............ We're not all like that you know. Take me for example, I'm on the famouse Seefood diet, I see food, I eat it, I avoid any food group with 'vegetarian' in the name, and drink water only in limited quantities in whisky. Oh and I have my own inbuilt shakeweight. When I get the urge to excercise I go an lie in a darkened room till the urge passes, or concentrate on shakeweight excercises which only take about 30 seconds...............
I hope you told those irresponsible guys off in no uncertain terms.0 -
He also sounds the sort that will tell people that they shouldn't exercise for hours a day and then only eat 1200 calories. Like how are you supposed to lose weight if you don't do that !!!!
Ha! Exactly!
I like to aim for negative calories everyday
Well I have this amazing list of negative calorie foods you just must read!!!0 -
Irony!
Fantastic!
The Eat Less Do More approach is like so totally middle ages!0 -
Sigh, another man hating thread............ We're not all like that you know. Take me for example, I'm on the famouse Seefood diet, I see food, I eat it, I avoid any food group with 'vegetarian' in the name, and drink water only in limited quantities in whisky. Oh and I have my own inbuilt shakeweight. When I get the urge to excercise I go an lie in a darkened room till the urge passes, or concentrate on shakeweight excercises which only take about 30 seconds...............
I hope you told those irresponsible guys off in no uncertain terms.
*chokes on coffee*0 -
I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
You are using sarcasm right...I hope...or at least exploring the fine art of trolling?0 -
I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
You are using sarcasm right...I hope...or at least exploring the fine art of trolling?
Haha and doing a pretty fine job, if you have to ask :laugh:0 -
I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
You are using sarcasm right...I hope...or at least exploring the fine art of trolling?
No. This entire thread is completely devoid of sarcasm.
What even is sarcasm? Will it make me skinny??0 -
I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
You are using sarcasm right...I hope...or at least exploring the fine art of trolling?
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I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
You are using sarcasm right...I hope...or at least exploring the fine art of trolling?
No. This entire thread is completely devoid of sarcasm.
What even is sarcasm? Will it make me skinny??
No, but it will make you cool and gain you lots of freinds.0
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