Looking for the right cleanse. Can anyone help me?
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Go to Experience Life magazines website. They have a wonderful history section & they do healthy cleanse suggestions, almost every January they have some article that's smart & won't kill you !!! Good luck0
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I do a cleanse about once a month, by accident.
This usually involves a night of binge drinking, followed by stopping at the Taco Bell drive thru when the bar closes down.
On good nights, I'll have it coming out of both ends. I like to call that a "super cleanse".
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I don't know if this is the type of cleanse you mean, but every once in a while I take the 14 day acai berry cleanse. I am taking it now actually! But you need to wait a couple months in between. I don't take it to shed pounds, though it does knock of a couple (but I also eat in my calorie goal and exercise every day) but it keeps me from feeling bloated and it makes me feel healthy. I only take 3 pills a day rather than four though. I think it is only like 11 bucks, so cheap!
-its not a magic pill, obviously. I just do it because it makes me feel more healthy every once in a while
Evidence that cleanses are for suckers.0 -
1 strip club (preferably the one down by the railroad tracks where all the GOOD strippers dance).
1L Gentleman Jack
1L Absolut Private Collection
1 particularly fancy dancer with a Versace and heroin addiction and 5 kids
1 Good friend to set you up with above fancy dancer
Blend all together for around 12 hours
Pour yourselves immediately into limo
Drive for 15 minutes to 24 hour wedding chapel
That ought to do it, but if there is any "cleansing" still to be done:
1 divorce lawyer
1 private investigator
1 intervention counselor
Use all together, or add one at a time for an even more intense cleanse.
If cleansing has still not taken full effect:
1 defense attorney
2 paid off witnesses
1 trip to South America via smuggler's fishing boat.
Enjoy!!0 -
I don't know if this is the type of cleanse you mean, but every once in a while I take the 14 day acai berry cleanse. I am taking it now actually! But you need to wait a couple months in between. I don't take it to shed pounds, though it does knock of a couple (but I also eat in my calorie goal and exercise every day) but it keeps me from feeling bloated and it makes me feel healthy. I only take 3 pills a day rather than four though. I think it is only like 11 bucks, so cheap!
-its not a magic pill, obviously. I just do it because it makes me feel more healthy every once in a while
I sometimes feel guilty for not reading all the responses, but not reading the original post at all??
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I don't know if this is the type of cleanse you mean, but every once in a while I take the 14 day acai berry cleanse. I am taking it now actually! But you need to wait a couple months in between. I don't take it to shed pounds, though it does knock of a couple (but I also eat in my calorie goal and exercise every day) but it keeps me from feeling bloated and it makes me feel healthy. I only take 3 pills a day rather than four though. I think it is only like 11 bucks, so cheap!
-its not a magic pill, obviously. I just do it because it makes me feel more healthy every once in a while
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I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse?
nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.0 -
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I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse?
nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.
Challenge accepted.0 -
I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse?
nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.
Challenge accepted.
I find this post humorous and clever. Props to you. :flowerforyou:0 -
I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse?
nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.
Challenge accepted.
I find this post humorous and clever. Props to you. :flowerforyou:
:ohwell:
You're ruining everything!0 -
Your friendly neighborhood strip club would be happy to help you with that0
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I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse?
nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.
Challenge accepted.
I find this post humorous and clever. Props to you. :flowerforyou:
:ohwell:
You're ruining everything!0 -
I think I can help.
Cash in your bank accounts.
Fill your bathtub with $1 bills.
Strip naked and get in the bath.
Rub the $1 bills all over yourself, paying particular attention to your mouth, *kitten* and genitals.
After 30 minutes, step out of the bath and get dressed in freshly laundered clothes.
Collect the dollar bills and take into the backyard or a public place.
Build a small fire and feed the $1 bills into the fire one at a time.
This ritual will clense you entirely.
And if that's not your cup of tea, I know the President of Nigeria is looking for an offshore bank account to park his money for a short period of time. He'll offer you ten percent but he'll clean you out good 'n' proper.0 -
here's my problem: my wallet is simply too fat. i need to make it thinner. so i'm looking for a detox or a cleanse that will do that for me. the more of these toxic dollars i can get rid of, the better. the faster, the better. i feel this is a good way to jump start my journey to poverty.
any suggestions?
ps - no haters.
Cocaine addiction.
this!0 -
I don't know if this is the type of cleanse you mean, but every once in a while I take the 14 day acai berry cleanse. I am taking it now actually! But you need to wait a couple months in between. I don't take it to shed pounds, though it does knock of a couple (but I also eat in my calorie goal and exercise every day) but it keeps me from feeling bloated and it makes me feel healthy. I only take 3 pills a day rather than four though. I think it is only like 11 bucks, so cheap!
-its not a magic pill, obviously. I just do it because it makes me feel more healthy every once in a while
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