So bored...Entertain me!

ZHawk1123

You know you're REALLY bored when you resort to the world of MFP for silly words and random GIFs

lovesunlight

take them to the gym!

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

lucille_heather

the photos are entertaining enough....

AlongCame_Molly

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f@#ked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f@#kin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

No, I just mean you're a funny guy, you make people laugh!

glbragg

I almost got into a fight with an Australian over the Crocodile Hunter. While visiting Amsterdam I started talking to an Australian guy and he started running his mouth about how much are government sucked. So I wanted to say something about his but I have no clue about his government so I said," It really sucked ahow the Crocodile Hunter died." That was the magic red button to push because obviously they hate the Croc Hunter. He looked at me and said," All you American love him but we hate him because he is a stereotype then everyone around the world thinks that is how we are." I looked at him," You mean you all don't chase kangaroos and jump on crocodiles?" He slammed his beer and stormed out of the bar. It was awesome.

Crankstr

ONE! ONE bored MFPeep! AH HA HA AH HAAAAAAAAAA!

lucille_heather

@glbragg
hahha is that a true story?!?!

AlongCame_Molly

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

I almost got into a fight with an Australian over the Crocodile Hunter. While visiting Amsterdam I started talking to an Australian guy and he started running his mouth about how much are government sucked. So I wanted to say something about his but I have no clue about his government so I said," It really sucked ahow the Crocodile Hunter died." That was the magic red button to push because obviously they hate the Croc Hunter. He looked at me and said," All you American love him but we hate him because he is a stereotype then everyone around the world thinks that is how we are." I looked at him," You mean you all don't chase kangaroos and jump on crocodiles?" He slammed his beer and stormed out of the bar. It was awesome.

That "stereotypes" comment is so ironic, isn't it?

jackpotclown

\m/

glbragg

100% true, if you ever want to piss an Australian off just talk about the Crocodile Hunter. Who knew?

lucille_heather

thats so funny!! cant believe they got so angry!!
i have such a terrible phobia of crocodiles and alligators.
its the one thing stopping me from wanting to go to Australia

AlongCame_Molly

100% true, if you ever want to piss an Australian off just talk about the Crocodile Hunter. Who knew?

Better yet, ask them what the Crocodile Hunter was like and all sorts of personal questions about him. As if just by virtue of the fact that they are from Australia, everyone knows each other. :laugh:

Kinda like "Omgeeeez, you're from HEEEEngland?? Have you met the Queen?" :huh:

lucille_heather

omg yesss i get asked the Queen question ALL the time when i go abroad!!
its not like i pop round to the palace for a cup of tea!!!

sunsnstatheart

glbragg

thats so funny!! cant believe they got so angry!!
i have such a terrible phobia of crocodiles and alligators.
its the one thing stopping me from wanting to go to Australia

I don't think that is a phopia, if everyone is afraid of it I think it is ok. If I wake up and role out of bed to an alligator in the floor, I would be pretty scared. Now if you were scare of butterflies that would be a phobia. That is like me saying I'm afraid of lions, well I should be, lol.

lucille_heather

oh no like i get faint and cry my eyes out if i see them in a zoo, see a toy crocodile, wont go on holiday if there are crocodiles native in that country/state, and if i see them on telly.

glbragg

oh no like i get faint and cry my eyes out if i see them in a zoo, see a toy crocodile, wont go on holiday if there are crocodiles native in that country/state, and if i see them on telly.

Touche, I stand corrected. Lol. That counts as a phobia. How about snakes?

lucille_heather

haha yeah its really bad.
if i go to the zoo with someone, they have to walk through an enclousre/section first before me incase there are crocodiles in there. haha. so embarassing. ha.
snakes i dont mind. they creep me out.
but theres just something about crocodiles that ive got such a massive phobia about. its so weird. everything else im fine with. haha.

glbragg

I'm usually not scared of snakes but when you kick on in the head on accident it is a different story. I was fishing in Virginia when I turned around to walk down the river I tripped over something big. When I started to turn around to see what it was I heard the rattle start shaking. A three foot rattle snake had come up behind me to sun bath. When I say what it was I jump about 5 feet in the air. It went one way and I ran the other. I might have actually screamed like a girl alittle, maybe.

Prettymisssparkles

Lol, so true.

lucille_heather

omg!!!!
im not surprised you ran a mile!!! haha.
i would of been a mess if that was me!!
i didnt know they lived over there!!
hahaha i wont judge you for screaming like a girl in that situation!! horrible!!

Prettymisssparkles

(Coolest) dogs ever!

glbragg

My dad was laughing his *kitten* off at me. I told him it would not have been so funny in he had to suck poison out my leg :sick:

lucille_heather

you had poison in your leg?!
so it bit you??

glbragg

No, he was laughing because I did not get bit but if I had it would not be funny because he would have had to suck out the poison and carry me out of the woods. But luckly I did not get bit.

lucille_heather

ohhh okay!!
thats lucky then!!
you were so lucky to not get bitten!

glbragg

Where is one of the craziest places you have been or craziest things that has happened to you?

lucille_heather

Umm....being in america on the lakes in kentucky and cliff jumping into the lake.
not as crazy as your stories though! haha,
but pretty exciting for me!