Things you never thought you would say as a parent

Rivers2k

I want to hear things you never thought you would say, or cant believe you just said as a parent. I figured I would start writing mine down. Might make a funny book some day.

-My wife to my 2.5 year old daughter: Don't put bacon in daddy's wallet. (she must know how much I like bacon)

-Me to my 1.5 year old son: Stop licking the Christmas tree!

-I have had to say this to both my kids: Don't lick the dog back.

Are there things you have had to say to your kids that you never imagined you would have to?

wolverine66

there was a thread like this last week. some of the replies are pretty good:

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/905924-never-mind-crazy-things-kids-say