DILF looking for a sparkle of inspiration

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phoenixryder
phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
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Well there seems to be a few MILFs on here so thought I'd jump on the 'bandwagon' and DILF it up, as it were.

I'm an English gent looking to meet some people on here for that much needed inspiration to "Get on it, like a car bonnet" (this will probably be gibberish to you Americans but hey...I am willing to teach you the ways of the English haha)

So if you've got a bit of inspiration in you and you've got a sense of humour (humor for the Americans, in case you wondered what I was saying hehe) then add me and message away....and if you are a hot single MILF then even better :)
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  • nberr
    nberr Posts: 29
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    "I'm a hot DILF"

    That seems wrong in so many ways.
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
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    Or does it? ah...haha!!!! lol
  • Maribel_1986
    Maribel_1986 Posts: 457 Member
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    :yawn:
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    using the word DILF is exactly the reason we revolted over 200 years ago
  • jessykab74
    jessykab74 Posts: 167 Member
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    LMAO!!! Thanks for the laughs. Feel free to add me if you woud like. I am a MILF (but hot..... I am working on that)
  • beatleschic87
    beatleschic87 Posts: 260 Member
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    I thought you were being quite cocky... but you're British so it's credible.

    Cheers!
    :drinker:
  • beatleschic87
    beatleschic87 Posts: 260 Member
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    using the word DILF is exactly the reason we revolted over 200 years ago

    I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who first coined the term "DILF"
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
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    Certified badge carrying MILF here....It's a real badge too, shiny and everything. And yes you are a DILF!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I'm going to add you solely because of your looks
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
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    AWESOME :)
  • BellaLunaFleur
    BellaLunaFleur Posts: 154 Member
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    "Get on it, like a car bonnet" - please explain lol
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    If you call yourself a DILF, does that mean you want to *kitten* yourself?
  • BLSaw
    BLSaw Posts: 216 Member
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    Daddies Here!!!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.
  • nberr
    nberr Posts: 29
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Funny phrases, eh, how aboot that.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    using the word DILF is exactly the reason we revolted over 200 years ago

    i am STILL revolting.
  • SlvrBluGoddess
    SlvrBluGoddess Posts: 239 Member
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    I could always use another Englishman as a friend. (sending a FR now) :flowerforyou:

    I do love British humour. :laugh:
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Oh, you scamp! Hope on the next lift and pop on by my flat, old chap!
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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