I Have Seen the Future of MFP...

iAMsmiling
iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
in Chit-Chat
...and it looks a lot like a mix of the Oprah and Dr. Oz shows.

You're all wonderful snowflakes.
I agree with everything you are doing on your journey.
The ushers are passing around free samples of Raspberry Ketones.
If you feel something funny in your seat, just relax, we're giving away a nice detoxifying cleanse for each and every one of you! (Cream and sugar are optional)
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  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    I thought it was going to turn into a dating site?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "I believe in you, you believe in me, you transcend the universe, God is smiling on you, life is a waterfall and you are the ultimate rainbow."
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "of course if your spouse won't eat kale and cleanse with you, he is an unsupportive douche"

    "I totally validate whatever dumba$$ thing you want to do with your body"
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    yes
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Humor will be a strikeable offence. (Officially)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Humor will be a strikeable offence. (Officially)

    Damn.


    oops, saying damn will probably get me a strike..
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    It's funny because it's true
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Humor will be a strikeable offence. (Officially)

    That was pretty funny

    [REPORTED]
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    FR me. I'll never Sabotage you!
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    yes

    NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    In before the end of fun...
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    NO
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    just a bunch of angry elves.
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    I thought it was going to turn into a dating site?

    Oh.. is it not? Have I REALLY been wasting all this time? :grumble:
  • Martucha123
    Martucha123 Posts: 1,089 Member
    yes

    srsly made me LOL
  • beautifulbeast11
    beautifulbeast11 Posts: 202 Member
    I thought it was going to turn into a dating site?

    Oh it already has turned into one.

    I mean if farmer's, Christian's, Divorcee's, etc can have specific dating sites, why not for the fitness/dieters? Hahaha, ugh.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    yes

    Now we know the world is completely backwards.........

    BTW, Jules, how you doin'?
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Humor will be a strikeable offence. (Officially)

    Damn.


    oops, saying damn will probably get me a strike..
    I am afraid to laugh :indifferent:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    yes

    This is the end of MFP.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    yes

    Now we know the world is completely backwards.........

    BTW, Jules, how you doin'?

    This is not a site for flirting.
    REPORTED
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Humor will be a strikeable offence. (Officially)

    Damn.


    oops, saying damn will probably get me a strike..
    I am afraid to laugh :indifferent:

    As you should be.
    Any remotely funny is strike worthy...
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    I thought it was going to turn into a dating site?

    Oh it already has turned into one.

    I mean if farmer's, Christian's, Divorcee's, etc can have specific dating sites, why not for the fitness/dieters? Hahaha, ugh.

    Already exists - Fitness Singles (at least in the UK, they appear in my FB adds from time to time!)
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    out, out damned spot.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    yes

    Now we know the world is completely backwards.........

    BTW, Jules, how you doin'?

    This is not a site for flirting.
    REPORTED

    That's now what you said last night, big boy.......
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    lot of HOT PEOPLE here.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    Wait...you mean this isn't christianmingle.com? This whole time I've been thinking, "Boy, these people ain't very churchy at all." *deactivates*
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have a dream.

    A dream of a day where no man or woman is judged by their size, or the quality of their calories.

    A dream where the size of their appetite is only as big as the size of their needs.

    Where no man or woman eats so little or trains so much they give away the time in their life they are trying to claim back.

    When each man and each woman ebraces the snowflakes they are and the power they have over their lives.

    And the power they have to help others.

    I have this dream.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    I thought it was going to turn into a dating site?

    Oh it already has turned into one.

    I mean if farmer's, Christian's, Divorcee's, etc can have specific dating sites, why not for the fitness/dieters? Hahaha, ugh.

    it appears there seems to be something about losing weight that makes people hornier than a rhino :laugh:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Humor will be a strikeable offence. (Officially)
    I thought it already was!

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