Non-meat eaters & meat-eaters (READ ME)

BaconMD
BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
I'm sure most all of you have heard of ground meats.
Why not substitute?
On a night you're going to have carrots, why not have some ground beef made into carrot shapes? They are so delicious!
Asparagus, why not ground turkey spears?
So much tastier, proteinier, and doesn't make your pee smell funny.

Yes, yummy. But who has broccoli every night? Who has turnips every night? I know I don't. Though ground meat is delicious.. & It does tempt me to shape some into vegetable shapes. Yummy yummy substitution ;)

Replies

  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
    Dr. Bacon,

    Can I do this with Bacon?

    Sincerely,
    Fan of Bacon
  • jbonow1231
    jbonow1231 Posts: 75 Member
    Given your profile info, I'm guessing that like that, this is a joke. ;)
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    Huh?
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
    ahahaha

    i like grinding my chicken meat into cow shapes!
  • WTF7
    WTF7 Posts: 140 Member
    :smokin: brilliant
  • tonyrocks922
    tonyrocks922 Posts: 172 Member
    If you must eat vegetables, try replacing the bowl with bacon:

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  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Dr. Bacon,

    Can I do this with Bacon?

    Sincerely,
    Fan of Bacon
    You can do whatever you wish with bacon. However, I find bacon is best when cooked by itself, as itself, and eaten alone.