Its Friday, im sick, so lets...ASK THE WOLF

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  • How many licks does it take you to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? =P
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How many licks does it take you to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop? =P

    IDK, I just keep licking until she pops.
  • breeshabebe
    breeshabebe Posts: 580
    I'm going dancing in the country square tomorrow night, and I would like to know how I should react if a gentleman caller asks me to slow dance?

    I would need to know more info likes, dislikes, single married and the all important ones like how big are your nipples.

    Answer to be determined.

    I like gentlemenly behavior like opening doors and such, and I like a man that tall dark and handsome. I dislike feminine men. I am an unmarried lady and my nipples can be shown below....but I'm not sure why that matters.
    http://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Fitting-Nipple-Schedule-Welded/dp/B003JQJMUQ
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    I really need to know, Wolf, which Aerosmith song really captures the essence of life?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm going dancing in the country square tomorrow night, and I would like to know how I should react if a gentleman caller asks me to slow dance?

    I would need to know more info likes, dislikes, single married and the all important ones like how big are your nipples.

    Answer to be determined.

    I like gentlemenly behavior like opening doors and such, and I like a man that tall dark and handsome. I dislike feminine men. I am an unmarried lady and my nipples can be shown below....but I'm not sure why that matters.
    http://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Fitting-Nipple-Schedule-Welded/dp/B003JQJMUQ

    impressive, accept the offer of the gentlemen caller.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I really need to know, Wolf, which Aerosmith song really captures the essence of life?

    Back in the Saddle Again - gotta get up and fight

    or
    Coney Island Whitefish - which is about used condoms
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    im hungry

    Look, I will put the food under the door at 6pm in the locked basement. Be patient, or ill punish you again.

    low carb pleaseeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:sad:
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    If a tree falls on a hipster in the forest and no one sees or hears it, is it ironic?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    im hungry

    Look, I will put the food under the door at 6pm in the locked basement. Be patient, or ill punish you again.

    low carb pleaseeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:sad:

    sorry, its pop tarts with special protein
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    If a tree falls on a hipster in the forest and no one sees or hears it, is it ironic?

    so well written I dont even need to say anything, but were they wearing a hoodie with an NBA jersey over it?
  • GymBeast2
    GymBeast2 Posts: 81
    Get well soon!!



    How was your day?
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    im hungry

    Look, I will put the food under the door at 6pm in the locked basement. Be patient, or ill punish you again.

    low carb pleaseeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:sad:

    sorry, its pop tarts with special protein

    omgppoptart.jpg
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Get well soon!!



    How was your day?

    crazy
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Hi!

    Who will win the fight between Weidman and Silva?

    Just curious - Should I bet on it?

    Thanks!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi!

    Who will win the fight between Weidman and Silva?

    Just curious - Should I bet on it?

    Thanks!

    never bet on MMA, too unpredictable.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Scarlet or Megan GO!!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Scarlet or Megan GO!!

    Megan.....The tats win out, plus Scarlet just doesnt do it for me.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Scarlet or Megan GO!!

    Megan.....The tats win out, plus Scarlet just doesnt do it for me.
    You are the first guy Ive ever heard say that
  • highheeldiva01
    highheeldiva01 Posts: 1,206 Member
    are you feling ny beter today?

    and why does the laundry never end?

    please al knowing wolf tell me how to get rid f the laundry!!!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    is it lost on everybody that today is Saturday and this thread is from friday as clearly indicated in the title?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Willpower was lacking this week. Now that we went past the limit we should just go for it and try to stop at the end of day next Friday.

    Kinda like dieting.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Willpower was lacking this week. Now that we went past the limit we should just go for it and try to stop at the end of day next Friday.

    Kinda like dieting.

    Thanks for the random statement.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Scarlet or Megan GO!!

    Megan.....The tats win out, plus Scarlet just doesnt do it for me.
    You are the first guy Ive ever heard say that

    I know, I am a very rare man. Feel my ubiquity
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    are you feling ny beter today?

    and why does the laundry never end?

    please al knowing wolf tell me how to get rid f the laundry!!!!!

    Wash it, fold it, smooth it out, smack it up, rub it down..oh wait, Laundry? Burn it.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    is it lost on everybody that today is Saturday and this thread is from friday as clearly indicated in the title?

    Once again I have to put you in timeout.
  • xxtaliaxx
    xxtaliaxx Posts: 123
    I wake up and have a deliciously healthy breakfast and then BAM! right after I'm sleepy. What's the deal!?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I wake up and have a deliciously healthy breakfast and then BAM! right after I'm sleepy. What's the deal!?

    Eliminate weed as part of ur bkfsst
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
    Thought this was going to be a thread for Insanity Wolf Memes...
    animal-memes-4401.jpg
  • theuber
    theuber Posts: 51
    Oh holy crap, you guys are freaking hillarious!