Help! I have problems reaching 6000 cals!

Zekela

So,
I would really like to eat more and look like a pig. The only thing is that I'm addicted to running and I have to work 5 days a week, so I have no time to add an additional 3000 cals between Monday and Friday. I'm tired of having six pack abs and people wanting to look and be like me. I really would like to look like a hog or a pig. I want to weigh around 300 pounds... just to feel how it would feel. I've never been able to weigh more than 150 pounds. I really enjoy running and exercising though. Can anybody give me suggestions in reaching my goal? I hate fast foods since they are gross...

bpotts44

I come across as not funny and a real #sshole. I'll give you a suggestion to STFU.

magerum

Seems legit.

TimSPC

Some people are good at comedy and satire.

You are not one of them.