Bad Poetry

silvergurl518

let's hear all your intentionally ridiculous, badly written poetry spurred on by a) boredom and b) caffeine.

here's what just came to me:

"peel that orange"

peel that orange
and weigh the peel
or else you'll pee
or something weird

lift that weight
but don't be late
to our very first date
when i give you a raspberry

you are an em eff pee
you make me squee
like one two three
and i'm spent

i've been drinking lots of water
and coffee
eating oreos
and broccoli
high five!

the end.

Cameron_1969

taso42

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread

silvergurl518

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread

dying laughing. you win.

KrystalLight03

Kind of off topic, but I went to an art gallery opening recently and had someone tell me that he has spent the last four years of his life creating "a line of unique, interchangeable book covers for his series of experimental poetry." Who knew that poetry could be experimental? Or that it needed book covers...interchangeably?

thecanface

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread

Taso your peom made my head hurt
for that, i'll never lift my skirt
let's try english, its the way to go
then maybe you'll get a lil peep show
I don't know why this turned sexual
maybe cause it's friday and i do whatever i want

Silver, you've got quite a creative load
but you should eat more
or else you'll go into starvation mode
i'm bored as sheet and i want to go home
If i was jewish, i'd say shalom.


.....but i'm not, so bye.







edit for misspelling Shalom. Don't judge me.

pucenavel

I like to swim
My coach is him
His name is Jim

I like to cycle
it's very vital
to not be idle

I like to run
in the sun
just for fun

I do three sports
Wearing a Tri-Suit of course
(they're just special shorts)

Rixx31

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
And some don't

Rixx31

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread

It's so much more profound when you read it after drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster :drinker:

quirkytizzy

Kind of off topic, but I went to an art gallery opening recently and had someone tell me that he has spent the last four years of his life creating "a line of unique, interchangeable book covers for his series of experimental poetry." Who knew that poetry could be experimental? Or that it needed book covers...interchangeably?

Couldn't you just do the same thing with refrigerator poetry? That's interchangeable.

That said, I was youtube surfing for spoken poetry and became very annoyed at the number of people who had composed "musical poetry" and "visual poetry." I was perturbed - that's either music you're composing or else visual art. Poetry has words.

A friend on FB just called me old and stodgy. :laugh:

ChristieisReady

I wrote a haiku.
It didn't suck too badly.
I deleted it.

silvergurl518

I wrote a haiku.
It didn't suck too badly.
I deleted it.

i read your haiku.
it was really quite funny
or was it? ha ha.

ChristieisReady

I wrote a haiku.
It didn't suck too badly.
I deleted it.

i read your haiku.
it was really quite funny
or was it? ha ha.

I heart silver's face
Sometimes I vacuum the house
This poem went wrong.

Oishii

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Vogon Poetry. Worst in the Universe.
/thread

It's so much more profound when you read it after drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster :drinker:

I don't have a Babel Fish in, so I'm fine.

foxro

Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.

The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

...and the wind cried Mary.

maab_connor

roses are red
bacon's red too
poems are hard
bacon

Mr_Bad_Example

The morning sun burns away into night
I stand before you, trembling, frightened
You introduce me to the girls and say
"That pain you feel is fear leaving the body,
FIGHT FOR IT!"
Thank you, Ms. Jillian.

pucenavel

There once was a girl we called Sal
Who logged onto MyFitnessPal
As odd as it sounds,
She lost 50 pounds,
And now she's a hot, smokin' gal!

HiKaren

First .... Some good poetry by Stevie Nicks.. And reminds me of your user name:
Songwriters: NICKS

(Stevie Nicks)

She was a silver girl
Lost in a high tech world
She was a golden girl
Immersed in a hard core world
She would have preferred
The last generation
But that's all right
She is on her way

She had the Midas touch
She was Lady Luck
She's got a million bucks
And she looks like it
She's had a few hard times
Sometimes it blows her mind
Those papers she never signed
Sometimes she remembers

Sometimes she was just an actress
But you'll never really know
A shadow moves across her face
You cannot see her soul
Unless she lets you
See her soul

She was a girlie girl
Caught in a man's world
And as her world turns
She feels old so alone

Still she's a danger girl
Insane far beyond her years
On some things she's very clear
She's a wild adventurer

Sometimes she was just an actress..

JuliaLee67

bad poetry?
oh noetry.

HiKaren

And heres my bad poetry...

She Was a MFP-Girl
Wearing a bikini she does a twirl

Ooops her bottoms fell right off...
After she farted and coughed (The cough-fart combo that is)

Someone told her it was either cheese or chocolate
Then she cried and said, what the crap?
No Way, No Way,
Hommie don't play that way.

She ate a apple every day,
It was just her way (To keep regular that is)

Had a thing for the peanut butter,
But couldn't get any out of a cows udder. :laugh:

silvergurl518

And heres my bad poetry...

She Was a MFP-Girl
Wearing a bikini she does a twirl

Ooops her bottoms fell right off...
After she farted and coughed (The cough-fart combo that is)

Someone told her it was either cheese or chocolate
Then she cried and said, what the crap?
No Way, No Way,
Hommie don't play that way.

She ate a apple every day,
It was just her way (To keep regular that is)

Had a thing for the peanut butter,
But couldn't get any out of a cows udder. :laugh:

BJLeech had a fantastic little one there but mad props go to HiKaren! i totally snarfled. which is snortlaughing i didn't know stevie nicks wrote a song with silver girl in the lyrics--so did simon and garfunkel--but that's not where my user name comes from either! mwahahahaha.

breakfast is multigrain pancakes
i'm going ice skating later today
did you expect this to rhyme?
(canadian) bacon.

silvergurl518

will...not...let...this...thread...die...

pucenavel

Oh, the soft squishiness
sweet flavor, tart on the tongue
Gummy Bear

HunterKiller_wechange2

Roses are red,
Traffic cones are orange,
my coffee tastes bad,
Sausage.

sbbhbm

Roses are red
and so is my truck
I think you're sexy
wanna go ... play hopscotch?

diodelcibo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.

sbbhbm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.

I just spit coffee all over my desk...thanks.
I don't always spit, but when I do, I spit coffee..

FootsoreRambler

Oh you people. You and your bad poems. I love them all.

LazyGuy91

Roses are red
Losing weight is good
I am shy
That is all.

silvergurl518

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.

#winning

roses are red
charlie sheen's shirt is blue
he has tigerblood
#winning