10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

SunShineGirly11

Rihanna's S&M

I thought: Another penis for pleasure, cuz nothing can measure.

Really: Now the pain is for pleasure, cause nothing could measure

lopezforever

Omg laughed so hard at the cheese stick part!

Talleifer

Recently, I heard Swedish House Mafia's "Don't you worry child" lyrics as

"Jihad's got a plan for you...."

instead of

"See.... Heaven's got a plan for you........"



Still cracks me up everytime I hear the song, even though I know the correct lyrics now.

I always thought it was "Ciala's got a plan for you..." After many listens, I finally had an epiphany and figured out it was "See heaven's got a plan for you..."

2essie

My son used to sing 'Feed the worms' instead of 'Feed the World'

tammyc226

Folks you have to check out www.kissthisguy.com for a whole bunch of hilarious lyrics. The one that has been cracking me up all week is Fuel by Metallica.
Misheard lyric. Give me 2, give me 5, give me $1.55
Actual lyric. Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

grantdumas7

Blink 182's What's my age again
Misheard as That's my Asian Friend.

neandermagnon

purple haze - Jimi Hendrix

real: "excuse me while I kiss the sky"

heard: "excuse me while I kiss this guy"

muayqis

KAISER CHIEFS

"I predict a riot"
heard as
"I Got Tourettes"

makes no sense when you write it down , but listen to it and you'll hear it.

and
Hot Hot Heat- Bandages
"Bandages"
heard as
"Bag-o-juice"

just listened to this on youtube, and it's obviously bandages. sounded different a decade ago!

oldernotwiser

The Gentrys - Keep on Dancing

real - Keep on, dancin and a prancin'

heard - Keep on, dancin' in a fry pan

Changing_Charity

Hot Hot Heat- Bandages
"Bandages"
heard as
"Bag-o-juice"

just listened to this on youtube, and it's obviously bandages. sounded different a decade ago!

HAHA i caught my little sister singing bandages as "benadryls benadryls benadryls"

Microfiber

And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

I will go down with this ship
And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

LOL.... She says...
"I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender"

Love this thread! haha

Thank you

xxnellie146xx

lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
*****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
actually said 'have groupies'....

I thought it said boobies!

Emmabulliemum

the guy at the gym singing 'Gangbang style' instead of 'Gangnam style' or Neil Diamond 'forever in blue jeans ' I always thought he sang 'reverend blue jeans'

annbillingsley

this was EXACTLY what I needed!! been feeling a bit down today and I just loved all of these! thanks to all who posted!!


oh, and I thought the ***** cat dolls one said "boobies" too!!! lmao!

Emmabulliemum

or Adele Skyfall 'when the skyfall's ,apple crumble' still not 100% sure what she does sing tho

barkin43

Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Born on the Bayou", twisted into being "The corn that I buy you..."

Also, same artist--"There's a bathroom on the right" from "Bad Moon Rising." A friend insisted they were saying that instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise." Never could convince him otherwise.

SanteMulberry

England Dan and John Ford Coley's "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"

Misheard: "I'm not talkin' 'bout validian..."

Actual: "I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in..."

lachesissss

You forgot The Killers - Human.

I always hear it as "Are we human, or are we dead, sir." Which to me makes sense in the context of the verses that follow.

BUT

Apparently it's "Are we human, or are we dancers."

Either way, the whole discrepancy apparently really p*sses Brendan Flowers off.

trud72

also another one is

the bangles-walk like an egyption.
all the *kitten* are hanging out are hanging out in the corner shop :blushing:

when it should be

All the cops are hanging out in the corner shop :grumble:


keep em coming x

plynn54

CCR bad moon rising, sounds like.....there's a bathroom on the right...actual...there's a bad moon on the rise"

jswar2nd

Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...

http://youtu.be/LWKFodphkQg

TheLuSir

Most of Sia's lyrics go over my head. But they're pretty

mamabear272

Yeah it is!

I live in Toledo. LOL My son is going to be working there this summer.

Cp731

How bout a Weird Ale link for your pleasure, here ya go

Just look up You're Pitiful by Whierd Ale Yankovick on YOUTUBE,

Sorry I couldn't find the link

TheLuSir

^"Never had a date you couldn't inflate..."

Cp731

^"Never had a date you couldn't inflate..."

Im so glad you went ther, that was my fav part

bellanoelle

Long, long ago....Crystal Gail's "Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" at the time my 4 year old brother called it the "Donut" song. He was very cute singing it. He is now 36....

sammielealea

Anyone seen that commercial where they're discussing "2 chickens to paralyze", wait, I thought it was "2 chicks and a pair of dice" . . . you guys, it's "two tickets to paradise" . . . . no, that doesn't sound right . . . . Hahaha! Love it!

mamabear272

My hubby thought that Macy Gray's I Try was "I blow bubbles when you are not here." Actually it's "My world crumbles when you are not near." To this day we call it The Bubble Song.

Alatariel75

In the Bryan Adams song, Summer of 69 I used to hear..

"Down at the drive in, and that's where I met you... standing on your mama's Porsche..."

It's actually porch.

I thought "Man, If my kid stood on my Porsche, I'd be pissed"